Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of!
It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well.
Oh, honey. Everything you are doing here is wrong. That is not your dress and those are not the shoes to go with that dress. By the way, not to defend the cross-legged, gotta-pee pose so many starlets default to on the RC, but here’s an example of why they’re directed to do so.
Enh. It’s all right. Proportions seem a bit off.
Love the skirt, but the bust looks like two fabric-covered coconut shells.
It’s fine, if a bit plain. We simply refuse to get behind the idea of neutral beige pumps paired with black tights IN JUNE. Was her stylist drunk yesterday?
It’s a great dress, but the hair and (presumed) makeup need some serious attention.
It’s fine. We might have ripped it if she wore it somewhere else, but the MTV MAs are just the place for it.
FINALLY. Some style! We really like the dress on her and salute the accessorizing, which borders on matchy, but doesn’t quite go over the line. She looks put together.
Wait. Why is she smiling? What does she know? She can’t possibly be happy on the red carpet, can she? It’s pretty, but it’s too short on her and her bra is peeking out.
That top is a ripoff of the Blake Lively/Mila Kunis Lanvin dress and we hate sheer skirts over minis most of the time. We don’t mind the look here, though. It’s at least not a tiny little strapless ruffled cocktail dress.
How can anyone try this dress on and not think they look like a Christmas present?
Nice enough. These tight little dresses are apparently her thing now.
Talk about a random. What’s she doing there? The dress is a bit much and she clearly needs to be Touched By a Bra.
Truly chic and adorable. This is one of our favorite looks of the night. Fresh and young and very put together. Girl knows what she’s doing.
Snore. Looks like she put it on while drunk.
It’s all Pride and Prejudice up top and ripped hem on the bottom. Doesn’t really go together.
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