Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 27, 2011

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time.

Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina Soltani Fall 2011.

Slap some white wings on her and she’s a Hallmark commemorative Christmas ornament.

Jessica Chastain at LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” in Roland Mouret.

Great color on her, but not such a flattering shape. Also, when your dress has volume, so should your hair, even if you’re wearing it up. Otherwise you get pinhead.

Carrie Underwood at Fox’s “American Idol” Season 10 Finale in Lorena Sarbu Pre-Fall 2011.

This is super-cute. A bit gynecological, but still cute.

Heidi Klum at Open Rankin Private View Exhibit in Vivienne Westwood.

We don’t care how many ways it’s deployed, we’re never really going to love that Westwood cat ears bustline. But it’s Heidi and it’s short and skin-baring, so it’s all working here. Hate the Silly Putty shoes, though.

Sherri Shepherd at Bette Midler’s New York Restoration Project’s 10th Annual Spring Picnic.

Bad hair, bad dress, bad shoes. The gays are on strike with this one, apparently.

Crystal Reed at LA Series Premiere of MTV’s “Teen Wolf.”

A little too citrus-y for our tastes.

Amber Heard at Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution Party in 3.1 Phillip Lim Spring 2011.

Looks sharp and put together.

Miley Cyrus at Photocall and Press Conference in Mexico City.

Miley’s such a trouper doing this photocall when she clearly has a very busy life as a mother of five teenagers who’s also probably facing menopause.

Holland Roden at LA Series Premiere of MTV’s “Teen Wolf.”

Darlings, what’s a word for “bland and ugly?”

Jennifer Lopez at Fox’s “American Idol” Season 10 Finale in Michael Kors.

Such is the power of The Lopez that she can banish cameltoe with her mind. It’s as smooth as Barbie’s crotch down there and will remain so as long as a camera is pointed at her.

 

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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