In or Out: Jen Aniston in Vivienne Westwood

Posted on May 06, 2011

Jennifer Aniston made a little trip to Sephora so she can flog her new fragrance wearing Vivienne Westwood. We should all judge her.
All apologies to Miss Hillary Swank, but as soon as we saw this picture we shouted “CLOSE THE VOTING! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!” We like to pretend we’re old-timey newspaper editors. “Get me copy, baby!”

Anyway, the point is, we saw our gal Jen wearing this and knew we immediately had to turn her over to our precious unborn fawns.

 

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Long-time minions know that Jen has come in for quite a bit of T Lo bitchery over the years because she’s so frustrating. She’s pretty; she’s got a great body; she’s one of the biggest stars in the world; she could wear practically anything she wants and she always goes out in sequined bath towels or colorless little sleeveless dresses.  Now, we’ll grant you that this dress hardly qualifies as some sort of shocking new turn of events in Jen’s red carpet fortunes. This is, after all, still the Aniston uniform: strapless cocktail dress with naked shoes. But darlings! Color! Glorious, rich color! This is HUGE! We feel that Jen should be commended. We’re all about positive reinforcement here at T Lo International.

Of course, there ARE complaints and we’re just the queen to make them. The fit is great on this thing, but the weird drape on the front gives her a crotch bulge. Then there’s the tit window, although to be fair, we don’t really mind it. It’s at least something interesting. We wish it didn’t look so much like a pair of deflated lips, though. Also: naked shoes. Jen, we know you like them, but the combination of 0% bodyfat and standing for any length of time while being in your 40s means your feet always look TORTURED. We’re not saying you should cover them up, but maybe it’s time to do more than just strapping a sole to your foot. Also also: Hair. We think the ladies of the entertainment industry are going to need to resort to rioting in the streets of Beverly Hills in order to shine a light on the problem of lazy celebrity hairstylists and their efforts to convince everyone that sloppy, unstyled hair is so very chichi. Burn their little salons down, ladies. Demand diva hair and strike down any skinny queen who won’t give it to you, we say.

 

VOTE NOW!

IN! Jen’s in COLOR, y’all! Shut the front door and fuck the haters!

OUT! A bath towel is a bath towel is a bath towel!

 

Minion Opinion on Hillary Swank’s Swanky pants? IN.

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  • http://twitter.com/foodhussy foodhussy

    I think she looks FAN-FU***NG-TASTIC…

  • Anonymous

    So are tit windows the latest thing? (see Beyonce thumbnail above) Love the orange. That is all.

    • Ad9460

      “That is all.”. Love and stealing!

  • Anonymous

    PS. That hem is terrible.

    • no josh

      Agreed! What is up with that? Between the way the material around the tit window gathers and the sloppy hem, I am really not impressed by this dress, despite loving the color.

    • Kat

      Truly! I love the colour, but that hem is tragic! It looks as if it was originally longer and she had an assistant baste it up while they were driving over. And the hair is just…I don’t understand. She is so pretty, but she almost always looks either boring or what the?

  • Anonymous

    This probably looked better in person than in photos. The life preserver around her breasts and the cooch pooch just do not photograph well. OUT

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.nease Mary Nease

    I refuse to grade this on a curve- OUT. And it says something about what her real hair color is, since the dress’s color clashes with her hair and not her skin. If you have a fake hair color far from your real one, please wear clothes that don’t call it out.

    • Glammy

      Me too. Yes, color is good, but JA lacks the don’t-give-a-damn needed for wearing Westwood.

  • Janine

    For me, the fact that she is FINALLY committing to a color is wonderful. The dress itself is a bit wonky, but COLOR! Huzzah! She could be in an orange prison jumpsuit and I would IN her on the fact that she was in a color other than meh.

  • Anonymous

    Such a good effort, but ultimately out – the shoes are awful, and the stomach drape is probably going to inspire a million baby bump rumors. But the color is great! Keep it up, Jen; the start of something new is always a little bumpy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/argiebear Gustavo Casals

    IN for the reasons mentioned ( color, the tit window ). Is it me or the hem looks kind of askew? Is that a design detail?

  • bookish

    As soon as I saw her I thought, “It’s not black! IN!” I don’t love the dress, but I do love her in that color.

  • Jrittenberg

    OUT. The crotch bulge is ridiculous–she clearly did not have a mirror. The tit window makes her boobs look squashed and slightly uneven. The hair also bugs me because she has lovely hair and it would be very easy to at least straighten it or something. I still think she needs a style/T Lo intervention.

  • elleg929

    Props for wearing color..hope that trend continues. However, OUT due to horrible fit.

  • Anonymous

    Tit window, boob lips, blips…whatever, it’s not the greatest. I mean, it’s a little “here come Jen’s tits”. But, I’m grading on a curve here so she gets an IN just for wearing COLOR.

  • ana

    Love the color
    IN

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2SGKPNH6OFZ4AXMNQ2GBGSUBFA Ali

    IN

  • http://profiles.google.com/megohare Megan Delaney

    Love the color, hate the drape, like the hair, meh on the shoes. She looks happy, like she feels good, which helps any outfit.

  • sstarcko

    LOVE the color…it is about time

  • anonymous

    OUT. Look at the hem on that dress!!! What the hell!? Did she make it herself? “I need something interesting,,,, how about I put in a … TIT WINDOW!” That’s her break-outta-my-rut solution? A tit window and orange??! I don’t mind the shoes, but the hair — mamma mia and oy! It’s basically the same hair but shorter! What is wrong with this woman? Why the claw-clinging to what is safe? Bish, you’ve got millions of dollars! Live a little! — try some curl, or even a little frizz!! A bang extension? Something?

    • Anonymous guy

      I agree….she’s too old to still be wearing her hair like this, Beach bunny California surfer girl she most definately is NOT.

  • DL

    In, just for her F*ck You look in the first pic. You tell ‘em, Jen.

  • Victoria

    She looks pretty amazing actually. IN.

  • fafafab

    deflated lips and crotch bulge is all I can think about now

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    OUT. Tit window, classic! The kangaroo pouch situation at her waist makes zero sense. The tit window would be great if it was more structured and not so drapey. But the color is great. Am I the only one noticing that hemline is a mess…..?

  • tom

    I think she looks fantastic! There are some little problems with the dress construction but take that up with Ms. Westwood and her minions. Love the titty peep show, it’s just enough to be sexy without being vulgar. And that color is great on her. I can take or leave the shoes, they don’t offend me.

  • Anonymous

    With the whole thing in monochrome, I didn’t realize it was the draping rather than the fit making it look baggy in front. Some shots, it looks… well, not good, but less bad. But that was a mistake.

    Good on having color, but I’m not sure about orange.

    Her hair… God, I want to take every bleached blonde woman and force her into a deep conditioning session, followed by counseling about how to love her natural color (or at least go darker instead of lighter). This is more true than usual in Jen A’s case–her hair looks like dried straw–it looks like it would break if touched–and ever since she started bleaching it, she’s looked worse–she does not have the right skin tone to pull off blonde, anyway. It does nothing for her.

    Out.

    • Anonymous

      You nailed it re: the hair. I am a big fan of bleached out hair, but this is awful. Her hair is fried, and I’m guessing that it has broken off. That’s why it looks shorter than usual, as opposed to an actual haircut. I’m willing to bet it feels like overcooked spaghetti when it’s wet. (I know from whence I speak)

      And the dress? That fabulous color will not make up for the crappy hem, the crotch bulge, and the tit window. It looks like the dress is actually a halter, but she forget to pull the halter itself over her head. The whole thing is confusing.

      With everything that’s wrong with the hair and the dress, who cares about the shoes?

      I love JA, but this is a major OUT.

    • Tenley

      It was only a month or so ago that she got that Barbra Streisand blunt cut right at her jawline and bitched about all the Real Housewives having her long hairsyle and then voila, in one month it’s four inches longer. I think that straw hair look is extensions.

  • Lulu

    I’m in shock! SHOCK I tell you. She needs to take a good look in the mirror in this dress, because color does so much for her. I know it’s still essentially a bath towel, but I’m just so happy for her that she has discovered the joy of color. Congrats, Anniston!

    I think the hair looks great. Maybe I’m over-praising because I’m just relieved it’s something different from her, but I really do like everything here. I know about the shoes, but this is still a big improvement.

  • Anonymous

    OUT

    All I see is an smiling alien cyclop in that dress. The tit window is the eye and the cooch drape is the mouth.

    Although I love the color of the dress…nothing else is working. Her hair is a mess, the shoes are standard, the drape is just odd and unflattering, and there are barely any accessories. The color isn’t enough to give it an IN imo. Plus, I can’t stand the pimping of products like this that celebs do when their careers are tanking.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3NXBVKLOMNGCAVCVXOVWDGD3SE Marissa

    That dress is not doing her any favors. the boob window looks trashy.

  • Anonymous

    I hate to do this. She’s SO pretty. And that color is great on her. I wish I could offer positive reinforcement here.

    But the deflated lips boob-window is wierd and stupid. The below-tummy flap is what someone’s skin does if they lose a lot of weight and they’re too old/have the wrong genetics and it no longer has the resiliency to snap back into place.

    And the hair is sloppy.

    OUT.

    Why do people who could borrow or afford to buy almost anything on the planet do this?

  • Verena

    IN! She glows and I find the hair sexy. Boob windows are normally a no-no but that one works for me. Yeah, the shoes, let’s ignore those shoes…


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  • alexsim

    Her feet always look tortured! The color on this dress is great, but the peekaboo across the bust is ridiculous, as is the tummy drape. Did I mention the color is great?

  • creneebo

    I vote OUT – Her boobs are squinting. Her tummy deflated leaving a sag of fabric (she must have digested the cucumber slice and lone lentil faster than she thought she would), and the hem looks like a Project Runway hem done while Tim is hurrying everyone out the door.

  • riga

    In. She could wear a garbage bag that color and I’d probably still say in. Her addiction to beige for so long makes even less sense when you see her like this.

  • Bebe

    I like it! Not huge on the tit-window either but it’s ORANGE. I also like her hair.

  • Anonymous

    OUT, the peek-a-boob and the appearance that she is packing heat downstairs ruin the look.

    The hem looks like it was done by my 7 year old too.

  • melissa

    IN

  • Cecelia

    The sag at the belly makes it looks like it was made for somebody with a baby bump. Hate to go down that path but it’s hard to unsee it. Nice color but can see a hint of desparate through the tit window. Put it all away and do something kickass. OUT.

  • Candigirl1968

    Horrid. The random tit window just makes her look cheap and the draping is strange. TLo, we know you want to give the woman positive reinforcement, but an orange a few shades off from her spray tan is not enough to make a terrible dress an “in.”. O-U-T.

  • GRrrr

    OUT – port-hole window, reallllly bad hair, tummy drape, ripply hem, old-fashioned shoes. Like the orange.

  • http://profiles.google.com/marylovejoy Mary Lovejoy

    Her hair may be a little limp, but the cut is a big change for her. I’m giving her an IN.

  • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

    Ugh, I hate it. The front drape makes her look pregnant and the tit window… Her boobs look totally squashed! I do love the color on her and her make up looks wonderful…. But it’s not enough. For me it’s an OUT!

  • Judy

    Not a Jen fan, so I won’t vote, but the comments are sure fun to read. Does the bizarre hem remind anyone else of Jedda-Kahn’s unpressed hem (“when it’s on, it will be stretched tight”) from All on the Line?

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely!

  • Aafje

    Love the color, hate the droopy stuff on her vag and hate the boob vent.

  • Lrider

    HATE the boob window, I applaud her for the bold color.

  • Anonymous

    in with a small ‘i”. Plus on the color and boob peek and the fit. BIG minus on the hair. Come on, now!

  • Guest

    I think she looks great AND can pull off the sloppy hair. But I totes agree on the shoes–I think SJParker needs to take the same advice–their middle-aged feet are making them look older than the rest of their look would have us believe.

  • Taija

    I am willing to forgive her for the slightly weird hem. I even sort of like tit window. She should embrace orange. She looks divine.

  • dark_blue_mania

    OUT – she gets points for trying, but it’s just not good.

  • Breeze

    No one but Helena BC should wear Vivienne W. Her clothes are just peculiar, and need a weirdiva to wear them. Don’t think this does Jennifer any favors.. OUT

  • Jill

    On the plus side… COLOR. On the downside… that tit window looks like a mistake and I can never approve of a crotch bump. I’d be inclined to say in if it just ended there… but the HAIR. OMG. It reinforces the whole “accidental rippage” of the tits because it looks like she’s been running around. so. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    The dress is great, the color is great, the hem looks like her stylist did it with a stapler in the back of the limo. It’s ruining the whole thing for me. I’ll give her an in, but with a stern warning.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I want to like it, because the color is beautiful, but that is an ugly dress. Out.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

    IN! WERQ it, girl!

  • Kat

    Maybe that “upper lip” was supposed to go around her neck?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

      That’s exactly what it looked like to me; as if she had forgotten to pull the strap that goes around her neck over her head.

      And to make it even worse, she looks like a kangaroo! Just awful.

      OUT!

  • dee

    I’m so over the girl, and now that you mention it, her feet are hideous but the dress is ORANGE. IN!

  • Jenna

    OUT. I realllllly hate naked shoes like that. They look dated and make people’s feet look ungodly disgusting. Her feet look like Madonna’s arms!!!

    also- fucked up hem. Gym class hair. Ripped open boobs. Beer gut.

    OUT OUT OUT.

    I’m so over her.

  • timber

    How can a dress with both a tit-window and a crotch-bow be possibly “in” on anybody?

  • http://profiles.google.com/rachelruthlee Rachel Lee

    Tit window looks interesting at first, but after a while… it’s just weird. Plus tummy bulge where there should not be a tummy bulge. OUT.

  • audrey

    In. Love the color but she should shut the window and change the shoes (Sergio Rossi Aella in orange? http://shoerazzi.com/sergio-rossi-spring-2011/).

  • muzan-e

    My guess? She’s gone with the Tousled And Windswept To The Point Of Vulnerability And Untamed Femininity (breathe!) because it mirrors the fragrance’s marketing. Every poster has been Jennifer on the beach, a tangled towel cast around her almost as an afterthought (and yet she slightly clings to it; so complex!) with a tangle of beachcombed (hah) hair either caught about her eyes or drifting past her bare shoulder. The backdrop’s covered with those posters.

    She couldn’t show up to a marketing event without at least a nod in the way of windswept. It’d blow the whole thing.

  • Anonymous

    I hate the tit window. It’s ridiculous. So is the pouch (although drapey pouches seem to be a thing right now, and perhaps if the tit window wasn’t there the pouch wouldn’t seem so bad). I don’t think blond is the right color for her, and the beach hair/bed head style is doing her no favors. And I’m not an Aniston hater at all! The one thing I like is that looks like she’s having fun.

  • Vickysmith73

    It’s a step up for her, but still an OUT, the boob window, crotch bulge and tortured feet shouldn’t be ignored

  • JMB

    Out! The floppy circle around her girls is terrible. (LOOK. AT. MY. BREASTS!!!!!) If it were a more structured peek-a-boo maybe, but this just looks as sloppy as her hair. Yes, the color is great but not grading on a curve. O-U-T, out.

  • JMB

    Out! The floppy circle around her girls is terrible. (LOOK. AT. MY. BREASTS!!!!!) If it were a more structured peek-a-boo maybe, but this just looks as sloppy as her hair. Yes, the color is great but not grading on a curve. O-U-T, out.

  • Brisbane

    The color looks great, but the situation with her crotch as well as boobs fail her. Shoes are bleh as well. OUT

  • Brisbane

    The color looks great, but the situation with her crotch as well as boobs fail her. Shoes are bleh as well. OUT

  • http://profiles.google.com/pixie.applecandy Pixie Wilson

    Out…
    Like I feel I should celebrating her wearing colour BUT those shoes are hideous. Plain hideous not just because they are nude coloured. The hem is all over the place. And my hair looks better than hers even though I need a trim. I want celebrities to look better than me, dammnit! I want to look at glamour and gorgeous shoes and flattering hemlines and jewelley I couldn’t afford even if I sold everything I own.

  • Ferris3556

    I say IN. Its a good color on her and for once she looks like she’s having fun. It has a good “Summer” vibe to it with her tan, shorter blonde hair, bright color. I will say holding that perfume bottle looks totally ridiculous. haha

    PS. THANK YOU THANK YOU TLo for changing the font. You listen to your fans and I love that. Keep up the good work boys. And PSS Love the new way to scroll through pics on each post. It really cleans things up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

    I’d let her IN but I wouldn’t put her in the spotlight

  • http://twitter.com/erincropper Erin Cropper

    Ohhh I really, really do want to like this, because she looks fantastic in that color… but I can’t get beyond the kangaroo pouch and the deflated coccyx cushion framing up her girls… it has to be an OUT, so sorry.

  • mjude

    out

  • http://twitter.com/tylka5 K S

    OUT. Love the color, hate the dress. What is the deal with the vag-area pouches on celebrity clothing lately? And her hair looks dirty.

  • aimee_parrott

    I am giving her an IN for this, even though the dress is a little odd, and the hair is dreadful. For me, the fact that she’s wearing something that at least looks like a FANCY bandaid, instead of her usual PLAIN bandaid, is worthy of an IN.

  • Anonymous

    She certainly is not a typical Westwood customer. So bravo for her stepping outside of her box. She looks great. In.

  • ELH

    IN. She looks fantastic in that color!

  • Carolyn

    Yes, it’s color,and I applaud that, but Great Day in the Morning! It’s still hideous! How can you have so much money and still look so bad??

  • Anonymous

    OUT. Cheers for color and boob windows but out for fit, hair and shoes.

  • Prisoner24601

    Hmmm… love the color but the tit window and crotch bulge = OUT.

  • Thomas J Monks

    IN!!!!!!!! 100%%%%%%%Pr

  • MilaXX

    I really want to commend her for wearing color, but this dress is jacked up. Not only is there the aforementioned tit window & pooch problems, but what is up with that hem? The nothing shoes feel out of place here, as does the beachy hair. OUT

  • http://www.facebook.com/izzzyy Dixie Murphy Ross

    Out. It’s boring. Color does not change the fact that she’s still wearing a skintight, boring dress.

  • Anonymous

    Love that color on her, love the hem length, love the short hair (but a sleek blowout would have been nice). Choosing to ignore the shoes, but the peek-a-boo boobs are terribly distracting.
    I say IN in hopes that she’ll continue trying color.

  • http://twitter.com/RozSeven Roz

    I just want to pin that gaping boob slit shut. In a weird way it makes her look matronly. (Yeah, I don’t get that either!) OUT!

  • angryparsnip

    All I see is a picture frame for her tits, wonky hem and she is standing like she has to go to the bathroom…

    OUT !

  • CAT

    Out.

    Now if she really was a melon-selling marsupial, we’d have something to talk about.

  • CAT

    Out.

    Now if she really was a melon-selling marsupial, we’d have something to talk about.

  • aussiegal77

    Well slap me and call me Judy – it’s a dress in colour! Vibrant colour to boot! Agree with TLo assessment on shoes. But now I can’t stop peering at her boobie window. It’s distracting so I’m tempted to give her an out but seriously, a COLOUR!!! Yep, the bar is pretty low. So definitely an IN.

  • aussiegal77

    Well slap me and call me Judy – it’s a dress in colour! Vibrant colour to boot! Agree with TLo assessment on shoes. But now I can’t stop peering at her boobie window. It’s distracting so I’m tempted to give her an out but seriously, a COLOUR!!! Yep, the bar is pretty low. So definitely an IN.

  • ask

    The shoes did their job, which is make her legs look longer than they are.

  • ask

    The shoes did their job, which is make her legs look longer than they are.

  • Barbarienne

    OUT. Finally opting for pigment is not sufficient reason to approve this look.

    That tit window is completely distracting. That plus the orange makes her look like an extra from The Fifth Element. I wonder if the bit across the top is actually a stretchy round-the-neck strap and she just forgot to put her head through the hole.

  • Barbarienne

    OUT. Finally opting for pigment is not sufficient reason to approve this look.

    That tit window is completely distracting. That plus the orange makes her look like an extra from The Fifth Element. I wonder if the bit across the top is actually a stretchy round-the-neck strap and she just forgot to put her head through the hole.

  • Nancy

    Do not like the peek-a-boobies, the belly pouch, the unpressed hem, the messy hair or the nearly invisible shoes. Do like the color of the dress.

  • Nancy

    Do not like the peek-a-boobies, the belly pouch, the unpressed hem, the messy hair or the nearly invisible shoes. Do like the color of the dress.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, this is so difficult! I love the color on her, hate the cut of the dress. But, you know, it’s something a little different and she should be applauded for the effort.

    I talked myself into it. IN.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, this is so difficult! I love the color on her, hate the cut of the dress. But, you know, it’s something a little different and she should be applauded for the effort.

    I talked myself into it. IN.

  • http://profiles.google.com/kegrayson Kate Grayson

    IN!!!! Color AND a dress that almost goes to her knees? I am more than willing to ignore the peek-a-boob

  • http://profiles.google.com/kegrayson Kate Grayson

    IN!!!! Color AND a dress that almost goes to her knees? I am more than willing to ignore the peek-a-boob

  • Anonymous

    In. Agreed about the hair, but she looks gorgeous, joyful, playful, FAB.

  • madam wks

    nice botox face, too!
    It’s the *all new* Jen.

  • Kelsey

    Out. I draw the line at tit windows and crotch bags. Maybe if she had fantastic shoes and hair it would make up for it but she doesn’t. There is 1 positive here and that’s the color but there are so many negatives.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know about the boob window. It almost looks as if she forgot to put her head thru the neck of the dress. The color is beautiful on her.

  • Miss Fern

    Agreeing with Mary Nease. Just because she’s wearing a color as opposed to no color does not make this an IN. Sorry.

  • SBG

    love her, love the look.

  • Katie

    I’m just glad to see her in color. In.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-Laine-McGeath/514792115 Amber-Laine McGeath

    IN!

  • meh kitten

    that cut out looks stupid. Like she tried to modify a particularly bright beach towel. o.u.t.

  • Anonny

    lowercase “in”

  • manilagrrrl

    Dress style is same-old, but I’m saying IN just coz her face (if that’s botox, then great job!!!) looks pretty and natural, and she needs to have further encouragement whenever she chooses colour.

  • Judith

    No. This woman has 0% body fat, as you pointed out, she puts women half her age to shame and here she’s wearing a dress that makes her looks like she just lost a lot of weight and has extra skin. That’s just wrong. Colors great but still OUT.

  • Nick

    That ‘tit window’ is terrible! OUT

  • Guest

    Out. She looks like a marsupial.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Char-Cropper/1266162335 Char Cropper

    An IN only because of COLOR!

  • http://catherinerhodes.com Catherine

    OUT. I don’t care if the dress is a gorgeous orange, it is so incredibly UGLY.

  • TheGirlInTheAfternoon

    She looks head-to-toe fantastic. The color is amazing on her, I actually like the minimal shoes with the boldness of the dress, and I think the slightly messy hair works with the look. Good for her! IN IN IN.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    Color! Yaaaay! Too bad it’s still an OUT. Points to her for trying something oh-so-slightly different, but the shade of orange doesn’t flatter her. Maybe something a little more red? I just think that with her shaggy boring blonde, tan and nude everything else she ends up looking dull. Color should make her eyes and/or skin pop. The boob flash is fine, but the mid-section sag isn’t the best. Meh.

  • http://profiles.google.com/likesilverwillow Erin Kristoff

    IN! Not a fan of the paunch in front but I think she looks striking. @BlondettaChick:disqus nice one!

  • http://profiles.google.com/kaitlyn.prenger Kaitlyn Prenger

    Out. All I can see is that ridiculous looking tit window. It makes her boobs look fake and weirdly mashed.

  • Sara__B

    Neither the lovely color nor the beautiful woman can save this dress from its awful tit window, tummy pouch, and wonky hem. OUT.

  • http://profiles.google.com/adj.blair Adriana Blair

    Noooo. No no no no no. The tit window makes her cleavage look more like a butt crack! No amount of color can make up for that.

  • PeaceBang

    My God, this is SO OUT and she knows it. The color is heinous on her, and the boob squishage is bizarre and completely distracting. Her hair is a crime and she looks like she hates how she looks and is over-compensating by mugging wildly.

  • Dear_evette

    IN…nice color and she looks good in it. Even if the dress is a little on the wonky side.

  • MMS

    Sorry – the boob window makes it an out. Pretty color though.

  • Anonymous

    The color is nice but everything else is a fail. Out.

  • MoHub

    Color good; tit window bad. by the way, wasn’t that a song from The Mikado?

    “Tit window, tit window, tit window.”

    • muzan-e

      “Miss Jennifer is modelling and orange bosom aperture…”

      No. No. I already hate myself for starting it.

  • Pterodactyl

    OUT. I love the color, but the titty window is awful and the rest of the dress is shapeless.

  • quincy_katz

    Out! the color is nice, but the dress is just hiddy!

  • Miss Heather

    Can’t decide. Color: great. Tit window: weird, yet intriguing. Hair: bad, like mine after hot yoga, or a 16-mile hike while wearing a sun hat.

  • andyleigh

    This is so hard, because I want to give her high, high marks for that color. It’s bold and so out-of-the-box for her.

    However.

    That tit window is just ridiculous. Ridiculous and unattractive. Combined with the enormous pouch at the midsection it makes me wonder if she’s contemplating a pregnancy and tit window and belly pouch are for the obvious growing room she’ll need. And while we’re on it, I don’t know what kind of undergarment she has on, but her tits looks tortured in that thing, like they’ve been shoved up and in so tightly that they’re ready to burst. Ouch.

    The non-existent shoes suck.

    This woman has a fantastic mane of hair, so whoever made it look so limp, stringy and lifeless really had to work at it. That color is bad. Why are the hair stylists of Hollywood doing this to their clients? WHY?

    So I’m going to call this an OUT, but I so want to call it an IN. Baby steps, I guess, baby steps.

  • vmcdanie

    In.

    I love the color on her. The tit window with the huge cleavage is borderline porny but I’m going to let it slide.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sorana.tarmu Sorana Tarmu

    IN, but just as positive reinforcement, for color and for choosing V.W. That’s all I can say in her favor.

  • banga

    IN. I wish that dress were mine.

  • Fata Morgana

    OUT. I want to commend her for actually wearing color, but that dress is tragic. Stomach bulge? Tit window? Uneven hem? No. It’s not boring for once, but it is hideous.

  • Anonymous

    She always looks pretty but totally blah – and she’s somehow managed to make this blinding color look boring too. I like the color, but I think it would have looked better with her old hair color – the new one is too blond and just makes her look (more) monochromatic. I think some green/turquoise accessories would have brought a lot of life to the outfit. Besides, the dress itself is kinda questionable. I don’t mind the front drape, but that tit window is unfortunate – it’s like the dress is aiming for interest at the expense of flattery. OUT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502834383 Jennifer Marie Wegmann-Gabb

    The style of that dress makes me cry, but the color is nice.

  • Mac

    I’m saying OUT, but the color thing is a real beacon of hope. That hem is driving me insane and you’re totally right about the tortured feet. For the last bitchy comment, I’ll say that she DEFINITELY had work done when the short hair thing happened.

  • gwak

    Big, giant IN for the color alone. I love that color on her.

  • aj

    The color

  • http://profiles.google.com/lady.meliko Melissa Kelly

    Love the color, hate the boob window. Her hair is awful–washed-out, over-processed, lifeless. Rather like California grass in August–brittle, dry, and prone to wildfires. Have to give this an OUT, but points for effort.

  • Paula

    The ‘tit window’ annoys me. Makes me want to throw grapes or popcorn or something to try to get one in the hole. If she was sitting at table near me I just might try it, then snort my soda out through my nose while I tried not to laugh.

  • aj

    The color looks fab. She reecives an A for effort. But…the peek a boob slit, the smashed busom and the kangaroo pouch are unflattering. OUT.

  • kelsey

    out.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    In. Love the orange.

  • Kathleen

    I am in love with that color. The hem needs a little work, but any negatives are nit picking.

  • Lisalisa

    Now I can’t see anything but deflated lips.

  • EEK/STL

    IN. She looks fabulous. I love the color and it looks great on her. And nude shoes with orange actually makes sense (I’d do some crazy spring green but that’s me). And I realize I’ve been under a rock and working so hard that I’ve barely had time to squee over TLo’s new site, but when did Jen cut her hair? SHORTER! LAYERED! CUTE! I’ll forgive her hair gays and just be happy she’s finally done something with that long blunt cut, layers in front yawnfest.

  • EEK/STL

    …And just to add: I hate the drape too. And while I do agree grading on a curve is somewhat suspect, Jen needs all the encouragement she can get.

  • azulBK

    OUT. The tit window is not flattering. Downright slutty.

  • MeganFitzpatrick

    In, no question.

  • SMM

    The fact that there is colour changes everything, really. If there was none, this would look awful. Is colour enough of a justification to give this an IN? For Jennifer Anniston, maybe. In the end, I think I will go with half a vote for IN. Just half.

  • Anonymous

    It looks a little bit like the dress is pinned up at the bottom. I wonder if she’ll be sporting this look when she’s in her 50′s.

  • S5219

    Color is good. Wearing a dress that looks like it’s falling apart because of shoddy construction is not.

  • suzq

    The orange is very youthful!

  • Caaro1947

    I don’t like the dress, but the color s great and I LOVE her hair. IN

  • Megan

    It’s an okay dress, but I LOVE the color. And I love that she actually wore color for once. Hair and makeup look good. Don’t like the shoes at all. Still, definitely IN.

  • Anonymous

    IN. For the color and for the fact that she usually looks terrible, and here she looks great. Some of the dress details are weird, especially the chest peekaboo–I’m curious to see what the dress was like on the runway. Still, IN.

  • La Aterciopelada

    In, if only for color and a DIFFERENT cut and color for her hair. Change with this lady was in dire need!

  • Shgerhard

    God she does look awful. But her new fragrance was wearing Vivienne Westwood? Let’s look at that!

  • Lala

    Come on, she looks like she just gave birth in the ladies’ room between cocktails. SKANK-AY!

    So she’s out, of course. Color ain’t enough bitches!

  • Georgie

    Out. Wearing colour doesn’t make it an auto-in. That tit window looks more like her neck was aching so she dropped the halter strap to the front. If she is IN then so is every crayon in my box.

  • http://profiles.google.com/crioschicago Carlos Rios

    I would love to give her an IN because homegirl is finally in a color but there are too many things wrong or that I don’t like: tit-window, puffy pelvis, DIY-looking hem to do anything but say OUT. It’s a near-miss, darling! But let’s encourage some more color for Jen.

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Give her credit for wearing a color… but it’s not her color. Shoes are terrible… boob window and saggy belly drape are awful, she is OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Okay she’s in color. She has a colorful pooch pouch. She has vibrant tit lips. Brilliantly unfinished hem. and straggely hair. OUT. To many wrongs to make a right.

  • Anonymous

    OUT. The color is nice, but the shoes, hem, hair, and weird details all contribute to a low sum of all its parts.

  • Lori B

    IN. In picture #3 in the gallery she looks terrific, can’t see the hem and the extra fabric looks okay. Color is gorgeous and the look, including hair and makeup, really make sense with her scent. I love the fragrance, very beachy and sexy but ironically, it doesn’t last long at all.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    It’s a nice change to see Jen wearing color-not wild about the tit window, but she does have a great body, so why not show it off?
    a tentative IN>

  • Maghan

    Hate to say it, but she’s out. The color is great, and it’s awesome to see her in something other than beige/tan, but this is just not working.

  • Californiagirl

    OUT! The crotch poof, the peek-a-boo tits and the shredded wheat hair. All together she looks a mess. I will give her points for color and the fact that she parted her hair on the side rather than straight down the middle. I am slightly encouraged but these are barely baby steps.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    OUT! Hair – sad, makeup – nice, orange – potentially, tit window – NO, tummy pouch – NO.

  • halley

    I think she looks terrible, that is one weird top. Meant to be sexy but it’s just strange. She is reminding me of Suzanne Sommers here.

  • halley

    I think she looks terrible, that is one weird top. Meant to be sexy but it’s just strange. She is reminding me of Suzanne Sommers here.

  • Anonymous

    iCan’t with the crotch bulge.It’s terrible.Rip the bottom half off the sucker and get her something that flatters.

  • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

    probably the best she’s looked since the rachel. &, of course, it’s vivienne westwood {tho probably modified}.

  • Prunella

    Wow! Who would think she’d look great in bright orange! She looks great all around, actually. IN.

  • Anonymous

    I so badly want to love it because of the color, but the “circle of life” is throwing me off. It looks like she could serve hors d’oeuvres out of that thing, but instead she’s serving up…something else. Disturbing. OUT.

  • Niandra

    Out. Once again she’s wearing a pretty little bath towel that doesn’t quite cover her boobs.

  • Niandra

    Out. Once again she’s wearing a pretty little bath towel that doesn’t quite cover her boobs.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thecarlsons1991 Michelle_Randy Carlson

    In! The color, the actual “i look happy smile” IN!

  • elly

    Perhaps she has this dress on backwards – that would account for the extra baggage of her fabric on her tummy…

  • http://twitter.com/margo8461 Marguerite

    So I’m wondering what I’m missing that In is even an option here. Her hair is a mess. The dress sags in 3 different places – hem, cooch pooch and tit window. She looks like she forgot to have her make up done. The girl is a mess and just because the dress is a pretty color doesn’t change that fact. It certainly isn’t enough to make an Out anything other than an Out. “Just keepin’ it Real.”

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    O-U-T. I’m pleased she’s finally wearing a color, but the general droopiness of this is a PROBLEM.

  • http://profiles.google.com/awilsongirl Amy Wilson

    Why do her boobs look old and sad? Good for her for finally trying a color but between the sad boobs and weird draping, Sadly, she is OUT for me.

  • Jenny

    This is not good. At all. Even the color doesn’t really suit her. The saggy front, the boob window, not good. Out.

  • Sara

    Out

    I kind of hate the weird boob keyhole thing and the weird crotch draping.

    And I’m so tired of looking at this limp unstyled hair!

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    What is it with all the pooch dresses lately?? It’s just dumb. I don’t care if she looks (for the most part) good. That tummy pooch has got to go.

    OUT.

  • Joyce

    I say IN! It’s interesting with the deflated lips and it’s a great color. She just seems so damn happy too.

  • Val

    Love the color. Hate the dress. OUT

  • http://profiles.google.com/meganhuber70 Megan Huber

    IN!! That.is.all

  • http://profiles.google.com/meganhuber70 Megan Huber

    IN!! That.is.all

  • http://profiles.google.com/meredith.piatt Meredith Piatt

    IN…it may be a drapey bath towel but it’s a good looking, interesting one.

  • annie

    I want to give her an OUT because of the maternity drape on the skirt plus the wonky hem and the nekkid shoes, but I feel like I have to encourage the baby steps. COLOUR!!!

  • http://twitter.com/IfIwasasculptor Erin Leahy

    OUT. Yes, gorgeous color, but I despise boob-holes. Its pure sex and no fashion. And the half-assed draping creates a belly, and fades into a flat randomly wavy hem. Love ya Jen, but no.

  • orangeagogo

    Agree with everything except the shoes — I’m just grateful they’re not nude pumps.

  • http://twitter.com/asciident Melissa Della

    It pains me to say this, because I actually love Jennifer Aniston, but she looks kind of awful. Yes, she’s finally, AT LONG LAST, wearing a color. But it’s kind of an ugly dress, with weird draping at her midsection and that bizarre tit-window (how is that thing being held up? glue? wire?). And speaking of her tits, they seem to be mashed or something–the dress is making her cleavage look strange.

    Not to mention that particular shade of blonde is not a good complement to her skin tone.

    OUT, but E for Effort, Jen.

  • Teg

    IN, it’s got some issues. But its a great color on her, not mention its a COLOR.

  • Laughing World

    Nice color, but that boob loop is just plain silly.

  • sass

    IN. I can’t stand the woman but she looks good here (doesn’t look boring anyway). Viv Westwood dresses are hardly ever flattering IMO so for her to still look good is a feat!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

    This is the first time EVER that I actually like/love her hair. And the orange is so right on, but oh no that dress bustier is making her bust bust out in the most painful way. Such a disappointment. OUT.

  • http://twitter.com/SondheimGeek Colleen Robinson

    Ugh, out!

  • http://profiles.google.com/stevens.abby A. W. Stevens

    OUT. That stupid awkward cleavage window is like an open casket at a funeral…

  • Anonymous

    No, no, no, no, no, no. I hate the boob window, and the way the skirt fits makes her looks as if she just lost a 150 pound belly and needs to have her skin tightened up. No. Big no.

  • slagheaps

    eh, she’s trying. Only slightly out of her comfort zone. I’m sure she sees it as huge.

    she need to go more radical. Maybe then she’d be interesting.

  • http://profiles.google.com/ginabea gina Butler

    ok… just wondering…. is the cut on this dress really supposed to be worn as a halter? That would explain the poochy near her hoochy. So I am thinking that the boob peek hole is really supposed to be worn over the head (behind the neck). True, she could have been too tall for the halter to fit – so the stylist just said, “hey! what if…”

  • Jessi

    IN! It’s a color! Hooray!

  • Lisa

    Nope. Nuh-uh. I can’t be so easily bribed with a bright color. Aside from that, it’s the same stuff – the strapless cocktail dress, the nude shoe, the messy “undone” hair – it’s all the same. Oh, and by the way – Aniston is absolutely to blame for that messy, “Beachy” hair look. The blame for that messy, awful hair trend can be laid right at her un-shod feet!

  • Margot

    One word: peek-a-boob.

    One more word: OUT.

  • Brendan

    OUT! She looks like an escaped convict who went straight back to hooking.

  • Brendan

    OUT! She looks like an escaped convict who went straight back to hooking.

  • http://profiles.google.com/tarabrock tara brock

    Peekaboobie! OUT

  • Anonymous

    Hare bath towel, krishna bath towel…

  • Nancy Lee

    I love the color, but hate that “tit window”!! It is ridiculous looking!! Deflated lips – LOL!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/anne.mcc1 Anne McCandless

    Out – that dress is definitely smiling at me – the tit window are the eyes, and the weird belly drape-y thing is a smile. It’s like she’s wearing an orange with a smiley face. And I can’t un-see it.

  • Queeniethebold

    Wow. She looks like absolute ass, full stop.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FNFWER3VPXZGG4B6QCJVIPYEDM AntonijaM

    The color is absolutely gorgeous on Jen, but that is one weird-ass dress. The tit-window and drape in the front are both so arbitrary–ick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583342965 Melody Sellers

    I don’t mind the tit window and I love the color but the hem is Un-fu***ng-forgivable.

  • Wahine

    That’s not a tit window. That’s a saggy tittie vagina, yelling, “Feed me Seymore!” It’s just not working. …LOVE the color.

  • Anonymous

    Out.

    That looks like a boob hammock.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mjmillersbb marcia miller

    hate the belly pooch. dislike the tit windows. like that the dress is a color, but not a fan of bright orange. blah shoes. OUT

  • Anonymous

    I think she’s IN for sure! I hate the stomach pooch, but I love that color on her! I also like her new hair. Yeah, it’s still seems untamed in a way, but the shorter length, lighter color, and long layers give it a vibrancy it hasn’t had in yeaaaaars. IN

  • hilary

    she looks PERFECT

  • http://profiles.google.com/roseofthestage Emily Rose

    LOL. She has peek-a-boobies. OUT.

  • fashionablylate

    I so want to give her an IN, but I just can’t. Between the tit window, the cooch pooch (lmao!), the hair, and the barely-there shoes, it’s just not coming together. Do love the color though.

  • http://twitter.com/elizonthelam elizabeth

    A towel is still a towel, but at least this is a beach towel for for once. In.

  • Anonymous

    I love the color, it looks really good on her. I’m just not wild about the dress itself.

  • http://twitter.com/ShelfAfterlife Shelf Afterlife

    Its like her boobs are shy and playing peek-a-boo with everyone.

  • http://profiles.google.com/buddhadecat Sasha DeCat

    Um, no mention of that wonky hem? I’m so disappointed in you two!

  • weewee

    SUPPPERRRR EEEEN!!

  • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

    Tit window and sloppy hair force me to give this one an OUT. I love the color, and I’m thrilled to see a slightly different sillhouette than Jen’s standard bath towel, but this is not quite in the acceptable range.

    Tit window? TIT WINDOW???

  • Adrienne Kambouris

    Out. It makes her look like she’s wearing a breast plate.

  • Anonymous

    Gentleman, I have at least TWO vaginas, one showcasing my tits, and one showcasing my vagi…. Gentlemen, I have at least THREE vaginas.

    Clearly this dress is a triumph of the Vagina.

    IN.

  • A. Valera

    Out. It’s like a mouth/window treatment on her boobs.

  • Cee Giang

    OUT. that orange does her beachy-blonde looks no favours. plus it looks like her tits are wearing a neon ninja mask.

  • don

    OK, give it an in to encourage her. I don’t like the breast slit up there but love the slight drape, grown-up length, and the color. Now see if you can get her to wear TWO colors at the same time.

  • cathy

    out. hate the tit window, though love the term “tit window”.

  • Cheri

    OUT! “The fit is fantastic.” WHAT? It’s sloppy. The hem looks like it was done for a seventh grade sewing class. Yes, the color is great. But one thing right does not fix everything else wrong. OUT.

  • Hippiekit

    OUT. It’s a bathtowel with some really unflattering elements mixed in. I hate the tit window and that hem. It looks cheap.

  • http://profiles.google.com/grubhooligan J. Owen Dickson

    The tit window would be fine if the dress also had straps. Without them, I cannot get over the feeling that what we’re looking at is a halter strap that she neglected to put over her head.

    Out.

    • Justiina

      I KNEW there would be someone who would see what I see! Which is halter top she didn’t know how to wear… I love the colour, but … OUT!

  • JD

    As nice as the color is, the tit window is horrific. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    I’m only seeing the color and I love it. And I’m seeing the hair – which is slightly messy but am I the last person on earth that found out that Jen A. cut her hair? I am so relieved that she finally cut it that I really don’t care what it looks like.

  • Ben

    nude shoe, no jewelry, lackluster hair, some issues with the dress, but damnit she looks good. IN

  • sunny

    Out. Getting tired of seeing her–same old same old, but not beige.

  • Dogx88

    She looks great in color. She should try it more often. IN

  • PatBiswanger

    In, barely.

  • alyce1213

    I love the dress, but THE HEM!! It’s puckered and wavy. There wasn’t a good seamstress?

  • Anonymous

    IN! This is the best she has looked in ages. Love the dress, the color, and surprisingly, even the boob window. Hate the shoes. But I loathe all naked shoes. Besides that and the hair, she looks great.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    She looks good in it, BUT I hate the dress. In particular that stupid boob hole peek a boo key hole

  • Anonymous

    When is she done being famous?

  • DeSpanish

    OUT! So what if she wore a color. That one thing is so outweighed by all the other glaring OUTS! And the ugly cleavage thing is uncomfortable to look at.

  • Noelle

    The color is really gorgeous, but the rest is horrid. That pooch makes it look like this is this some maternity frock she dragged back out because she’s retaining water! (As if Jen has every retained an ounce in her skinny little zero percent bodyfat life.) And the tit window is lame. Ick. (And @ccinnc:disqus is right about the dreadful hem.)

  • Noelle

    The color is really gorgeous, but the rest is horrid. That pooch makes it look like this is this some maternity frock she dragged back out because she’s retaining water! (As if Jen has every retained an ounce in her skinny little zero percent bodyfat life.) And the tit window is lame. Ick. (And @ccinnc:disqus is right about the dreadful hem.)

  • http://profiles.google.com/decapod73 T.S. Alexander

    My first thought: That boob window looks like an overstretched sphincter. You said deflated lips, but same idea. It’s just unfortunate. Out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kurt-Meyer/504808102 Kurt Meyer

    I’m just thrillllllllllleeeeeeddddddddddd she isn’t wearing Calvin Klein!!! Oh, hoorah! Oh, rapture!! I’ve been saying for many years she needed to jump the pond for designer frocks and play up the sexy. I love this dress, adore the color! I only wish her hair weren’t so very blond.

  • tee

    Out. She’s got PUFA. Also, she’s gotten too skinny and her hair is too light.

  • tee

    Oops, I meant FUPA.

  • tee

    Out. She’s got PUFA. Also, she’s gotten too skinny and her hair is too light.

    • tee

      Oops, I meant FUPA.

  • Triplecrapp

    a pig in an orange sac!

  • manly maniston

    she is CHEAP and phucking ugly!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

    Positives: The color, which is fab. And the make-up, which is nice. Um, that’s it.

    Negatives: The boob window is the least-sexiest boob window ever designed, and makes her boobs look not-good, which is ridiculous, because she is inhuman and has a ridiculously slamming bod for someone her age (or someone fifteen years younger than she). I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have something bulging in her panties. Her shoes are just silly; why not just go barefoot, for pity’s sake, if you’re going to wear so little on your feet at a red-carpet-ish event? The cut of the dress is unflattering. The hair is Sad Hair, and it makes me sad.

    Math tells me this is an OUT. Keep trying, Friend!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mochizukisan kyasarin mochizuki

    Positives: The color, which is fab. And the make-up, which is nice. Um, that’s it.

    Negatives: The boob window is the least-sexiest boob window ever designed, and makes her boobs look not-good, which is ridiculous, because she is inhuman and has a ridiculously slamming bod for someone her age (or someone fifteen years younger than she). I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have something bulging in her panties. Her shoes are just silly; why not just go barefoot, for pity’s sake, if you’re going to wear so little on your feet at a red-carpet-ish event? The cut of the dress is unflattering. The hair is Sad Hair, and it makes me sad.

    Math tells me this is an OUT. Keep trying, Friend!