SINNERS Star Michael B. Jordan at the Santa Barbara Film Festival Outstanding Performer of the Year Award Event

Posted on February 13, 2026

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Sinners star Michael B. Jordan came to the Santa Barbara Film Festival to work some satin and do a little Oscar campaigning. There’s just one problem.

 

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And that problem is satin. You just can’t make a satin suit look good for anything longer than a half-hour — and that’s only if you remain standing that entire time. This is an example of someone who looks amazing in roughly 99% of what he chooses to wear falling into the trap of following a micro-trend. We’ve been seeing more and more satin suits on the red carpet and we’re here to put a stop to it. Guys and their stylists: it’s not worth it. If Michael B. Freaking Jordan can’t make this look good, we guarantee none of your other clients can.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jasmine Aissaoui/INSTARimages]

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