
The stars came to the Saint Laurent show in Paris to sit front row in their very shiny clothes and their dangerous shoes. Sometimes, you have to suffer for fashion, darlings. These poor people are victims, really. But we’re still gonna be a little mean about it.
Dominic Sessa

Jesus, no. It’s honestly kind of shocking that anyone in the fashion world thought this looked good.
François Arnaud

Everyone’s doing that military tucked-tie thing and it’s going to become so annoying, we can just tell. The color looks great on him, but he sure could use a little contrast somewhere, not to mention a belt.
Logan Lerman

So we’re tucking our ties into out shirts and wearing belts made out of the same fabric as our pants, guys? These are things we’re gonna do?
Manu Ríos

It’s just all so… Chess King circa 1989, which isn’t necessarily bad, because fashion is cyclical, but we didn’t expect cheap ’80s mall fashion to hit the Paris runways in our advanced years.
Michelle Pfeiffer

Everybody here looks like they make swishing sounds when they walk. This isn’t terrible, but it helps that Michelle Pfeiffer is the one wearing it. The bangles help too. The shoes are a great color and a terrible tripping hazard.
Olivia Wilde

Sorry. You can’t convince us that looks good. Great color, terrible textile.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu

The blouse is fun, but the skirt looks hellaciously stiff and cheap. The Minnie Mouse shoes continue to look silly.
Rosé
Ho
Home sewn frock in a hideous fabric. Dumbass shoes.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

She managed to snag the good stuff. The shoes still look dumb to us, but the suit is gorgeous.
Zoë Kravitz

The silhouette is very ’90s, but we can’t sign off on that awful top. The pants are gorgeous, though.
[Photo Credit: Kristy Sparow/Getty Images, Stephane Cardinale – Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images]
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