At the premiere of The Housemaid, stars Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney appear to have inadvertently wound up paying tribute to two iconic screen actresses.
Sissy Spacek in Carrie and Marilyn Monroe in almost anything.
Amanda Seyfried in Versace
We have to give her team and the fine folks at Versace our congratulations. We didn’t think it was possible to find or create a basic pink gown as hideously ugly as this one, but God bless them all, they did it. The ruching and pleating on this is body-distorting in a way that comes off a little nauseating. It doesn’t help that she’s a pale blonde trying to work a shade only a few ticks off from her skin tone. Not that a more vivid hue would have helped here. That bodice is so awful that the only color that could mitigate the effect is black. She looks gorgeous. The dress does not.
Sydney Sweeney in Miu Miu
BOOBS. That’s the whole boobing point of a booby dress like this one. Which isn’t to boobily say that we’re offended by the boobness of it all or that we think it should somehow be less booby. Boobtacular gowns have been a Hollywood mainstay for nearly 80 boobin’ years now and we can’t, in good booby conscience, get all huffy about a dress that Marilyn would have worn in a hot boobing second. Our only quibble is that it’s too tight…where? In the boobs, of course. In semi-related news, we’re happy to see she ditched that fuckass bob.
Style Credits:
Amanda Seyfried: Versace Dress | Tiffany & Co. Jewelry | Aquazzura Shoes
Styled by Elizabeth Stewart | Hair by Renato Campora | Makeup by Daniel Martin
Sydney Sweeney: Miu Miu Ivory Crepe de Chine Gown with Crystal Hotfix Paired with Chiffon Stole with Feathers
Styled by Molly Dickson
ABOUT THE MOVIE:
THE HOUSEMAID is a wildly entertaining thriller starring Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried, based on the best-selling book. From director Paul Feig, the film plunges audiences into a twisted world where perfection is an illusion, and nothing is as it seems. Trying to escape her past, Millie (Sweeney) accepts a job as a live-in housemaid for the wealthy Nina (Seyfried) and Andrew Winchester (Brandon Sklenar). But what begins as a dream job quickly unravels into something far more dangerous — a sexy, seductive game of secrets, scandal, and power. Behind the Winchesters’ closed doors lies a world of shocking twists that will leave you guessing until the very end.
Directed by: Paul Feig
Screenplay by: Rebecca Sonnenshine
Based on the Book by: Freida McFadden
Produced by: Todd Lieberman, p.g.a., Laura Fischer, p.g.a., Paul Feig
Cast: Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Brandon Sklenar, Michele Morrone, Elizabeth Perkins
Release Date: December 19, 2025
[Photo Credit: Courtesy of Lionsgate Movies, Marion Curtis/StarPix for Lionsgate, Mettie Ostrowski/StarPix for Lionsgate/INSTARimages – Video Credit: Lionsgate Movies/YouTube]
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