It’s mid-June, which means the red carpet pickings are starting to get slim, but the good news is that Brad Pitt has a movie coming out in the middle of his belated mid-life crisis! The star of F1 The Movie stepped out in New York this weekend looking every inch a smacked ass.
You were not prepared, were you? As always, whenever he gets like this, the effect is so studied and curated as to come across completely dishonest. We’ll give him credit for trying to make the clown pants work, but the tryhard is practically fatal at this point. It might help you to consider that the cost of his sunglasses is likely to range anywhere from “a semester of college tuition” to “roughly equal to half the cost of the car he’s getting out of.”
[Photo Credit: TheStewartOfNY/INSTARimages]
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