Broadway’s SUFFS Opening Night Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on April 19, 2024


A whole bunch of stars came out for the Broadway opening night of Suffs and some of them even managed to wear nice clothes! Let’s assess.


Anna Wintour

It gives us great pleasure to tell Anna Wintour that her coat doesn’t go with her outfit and her shoes are ugly. Go home, lady.


Dylan Mulvaney

This is a lot for a Broadway opening night, but this is the most sophisticated and elegant she’s ever looked.


Hillary Clinton

Comfy and well-appointed, which is pretty much her go-to style.


Laura Benanti

The dress is ugly and looks cheap. The shoes don’t go with it.


Melissa McCarthy

This is almost great. The gloves don’t belong with it and the pants need to be hemmed.


Miss Peppermint

Again, the gloves really aren’t needed here, but the rest of the outfit looks great on her.


Noah Galvin and Ben Platt

We’ll never understand why they always look such a mess. Everything’s too large on them, that cuff job is an embarrassment to the entire gay community, and that shiny jacket should be burned.


Rachel Brosnahan

Low key, but exactly right for the venue.


Rebecca Wisocky

The outfit’s great, but the footwear is hideous.


Sara Bareilles

We don’t get the necktie. That’s too much leather for late April. Ditch the boots.





[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/]

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