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Awkwafina in Cong Tri

The dress is meh and the shoes give her hoof foot.
Billie Eilish

This is pretty cute.
Charles Melton in Ferragamo

Working security at this event.
Chloë Sevigny in Simone Rocha

It’s pretty fun in that Sevigny way. No one in the stardom sphere is as savvy and fun as she is with her style choices.
Danai Gurira in Zuhair Murad

It’s giving Marilyn and we can’t do anything but love that. The lip color is very wrong, however.
Demi Moore in Versace

The goal here was clearly to look hot and hey, congratulations on that. But we don’t know why you’d start with that goal and then pick brown satin as your textile of choice. Nevermind how ugly the bodice is.
Dominique Fishback in Bach Mai

Love that skirt fabric, but we don’t love how it marries to the bodice.
Este Haim and Alana Haim and Danielle Haim in Louis Vuitton

We don’t love the belly cutout or the half-sheer skirt, but as a trio, they look great.
Hailee Steinfeld in Alexandre Vauthier

That peplum is borderline ridiculous and yet we kind of love this.
Hannah Einbinder in Louis Vuitton

This is a hot dress that probably needs more aggressive styling.
Heidi Klum in Harris Reed

Don’t you ever change, you tacky Teuton.
Jennifer Coolidge in Dolce & Gabbana

D&G doesn’t seem like a good match for her. The hair is overdone. Only Dolly can pull that off.
Jodie Turner-Smith in Gucci

Hot shit and she damn well knows it.
Kerry Washington in Giambattista Valli Couture

Kerry, your dress is trying to do entirely too much.
Kylie Jenner in Ludovic de Saint Sernin

This is very pretty and fitted to the gods.
Lenny Kravitz in Saint Laurent

We like this! We’re always ragging on him for dressing the same way for thirty years, but this is a nice little Edwardian twist. We’d like to see him get away from wearing black all the time, but we suppose if he went in a colorfully Edwardian direction, people would say he’s ripping off Prince.
Melissa McCarthy in Valdrin Sahiti

We think it’s great that she has so much fun with her fashion – and to be fair, the cannoli clutch is pretty hilarious – but her instincts tend to lead her down some tacky paths.
Olivia Wilde in Carolina Herrera

Snore.
Regé-Jean Page in Giorgio Armani

No arguments here.
Sofia Vergara in Carolina Herrera

Also a bit of a snore, we’re surprised to say. We have to call it: this was one of the more restrained Oscars we’ve ever covered, in terms of style. People really dialed way back post-strike.
Tracee Ellis Ross in Balmain

Tracee, this is dumb. Come on, now.
Usher in Valentino

We like the idea of this outfit, but the shape of that top is just too weird.
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