While we are thrilled to see Laura Dern return to the Jurassic World promo tour, we went on a bit of journey when it came to her ensemble. First, we were all, “Wow! Get a load of her! Let’s put it up to a vote!” And then we were like, “Whoa! That might be kind of mean because this is so clearly awful, right?”
But then we were kinda “But wait! Maybe we’re the ones who are blind here! Maybe we just can’t see the sort of bold, fun, retro, vaguely comic-booky style for what it is!” And then it got all “Oh please! It’s a fucking satin turtleneck! Are you insane? Am I talking to an insane person right now?” And then with the slamming of the doors and the yelling from inside the bathroom and whatnot. As you can see, the issue remains unresolved. Help us out here.
Laura Dern’s Satin Heroine Drag:
IN or OUT?
Please note that our editorial conference regarding this post may have been dramatized slightly for effect and for story purposes.
Style Credits:
– Prada Top and Skirt with Belt
– Pomellato Jewelry
Styled by Julia von Boehm
[Photo Credit: BauerGriffin/INSTARimages.com]
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