Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Eiza González and Jake Gyllenhaal at the AMBULANCE UK Special Screening

Posted on March 24, 2022

We kinda figure that Eiza look at how hard her male co-stars are going on the red carpet for this promo tour and opted to do something drastic to yank the spotlight back on her.



Attagirl. A very successful strategic deployment of surprise Blondeness. Well done. We’re still gonna talk about the guys, though.



Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Bottega Veneta

It’s a good thing he’s cute, because if we look at his suit for too long, our eyes start to hurt. It looks alternately fuzzy, like static, or like the cover to a classic grade school composition book. Credit to him for wearing something so eye-catching, if not eye-hurting. Love the boots and – believe it or not – the lavender turtleneck. Let’s face it, the man’s got a knack.




Eiza González in Burberry

She seems to have a tendency to go for rather minimalist sheath dresses. Nothing wrong with a no-fuss approach to things, but it always feels like there’s something lacking or missing. The fit in the bust isn’t great and we don’t really love the earrings. When there are so few details to focus on, the smallest nitpicks stand out.




Jake Gyllenhaal in Dolce & Gabbana

We really have to give him credit for trying to grab hold of the vaguely ‘seventies suave trend going on in menswear at the moment, but we’re sorry to say, nothing he’s been doing lately has been working for him. Jake, if no one else around you will say this to you, we’ll be the bitches to do it: You are very much not the double-breasted-jacket-and-turtleneck guy – especially if they’re rendered in baby blue and mint green respectively. Oof, those pants are terrible.





Style Credits:
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II: Bottega Veneta Ensemble
Styled by Jan-Michael Quammie | Grooming by Carlos Ferraz

Eiza González: Burberry Dress | Bulgari Jewelry | Jimmy Choo Shoes
Styled by Elizabeth Saltzman

Jake Gyllenhaal: Dolce & Gabbana Ensemble | Cartier Jewelry | J.M. Weston Shoes
Styled by Michael Fisher 


[Photo Credit: PA IMAGES/INSTARimages.com, Steve Vas/DDP/INSTARimages.com]

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