NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE. This means AN OFFICIAL BENNIFER 2.0 RED CARPET APPEARANCE IS IN THE OFFING WITHIN HOURS DO YOU HEAR US HOURS.
Sorry. In a week when we’re all yelling at each other about parasocial relationships, we fear we just came dangerously close to forming one ourselves. We will attempt to regain our professional composure.
OMG SHE’S WEARING A WHITE LACE DRESS THEY’RE GETTING MA–
Sorry! Sorry again. One thing for which you’ve gotta give these two (mostly her, we think) credit: they knew on some level that after a year of quarantine, the world was ready for a big, splashy, celebrity romance.
Anyway, she looks lovely. White is her go-to choice about fifty percent of the time so all kidding aside, we really don’t think she’s sending nuptial messages, although you can expect plenty of speculation on the topic thanks to this dress. Again, you don’t get to be J Lo without masterful image and narrative control.
He looks fine. Trim and put-together, in a clearly J Lo-approved manner. We’ve certainly seen him looking a lot sloppier in public over the last several years.
Jennifer Lopez: Valentino White Lace Dress with Belt | Prada Sunglasses
Styled by Rob Zangardi + Mariel Haenn
[Photo Credit: Manuele Mangiarotti /Ipa/Instarimages.com]