Kittens, welcome to THE MOST POORLY COORDINATED RED CARPET OF ALL TIME! It’s that age-old problem that all bad party-planners face this time of year: forgetting to tell everyone that it was supposed to be a costume party! Or worse, forgetting to tell everyone that it’s NOT supposed to be a costume party! Either way, someone fucked up!
Because really: “costume optional” invitations are just lame, darlings. Either shit or get off the pot, as our sainted grandmothers used to say.
Angela Bassett in Simona Corsellini
Miss Angela opted not to go in costume, but ironically enough, managed to land on perhaps one of the best red carpet looks we’ve seen from her in at least a year or two. She’s been having a bad streak, but this looks great.
Miss Angelica opted for some Gabrielle Union-in-Bring it On realness – and nailed it.
Billie Lourd in Louis Vuitton
See? This is what happens when you don’t clarify on the invitation. Girl, what even are you?
We’re being bitches because this is actually a pretty fantastic dress and the contacts are kind of fun.
Sir, we expect more from the Gays. The blocky jacket and skin-colored shirt is not doing it.
We also expect the Gays not to wear goofy hats, but that’s an argument we lost years ago. Why is he dressed like a cater waiter?
Cody Fern in Louis Vuitton
No, it’s not a costume. He dresses like this all the time.
Connie Britton in Baja East
Connie came dressed as the Relatable Best Friend Witch. The kind of witch you can have over for a glass or two of wine at two in the afternoon, no judgments.
Emma Roberts in Vivetta
Emma Roberts came as the Anime Witch.
We feel like Sonny and Cher costumes are way past played out in 2019. Come up with something new, straight couples. And to be quite blunt, 1970s Cher would have rather been dead than wear that hideous cheap clown dress.
Gus Kenworthy in Moschino
Can’t fault a guys for a little Zombie Boy tribute on the AHS red carpet. The suit is a great touch.
Kathy’s having a blast. Fuck the rest of these lame-os.
No one asked for this, Matthew.
It’s a pretty fabulous look, even if we can’t tell whether it’s an actual look or a Halloween costume. Maybe that’s what makes it so fabulous.
[Photo Credit: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com]
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