And now, for no other reason than the rarity of his appearance on the red carpet, Drake.
We don’t know what it is, but lately a lot of the men are stepping out in these plain black dress pants that just feel very … Men’s Wearhouse to us. Black dress pants are what guys put on when they don’t know how to dress up a little and still come off stylish. We expect more from you, Drake. Also: your jacket’s too tight. Also-also: we’re pretty sure you can afford to wear a new pair of shoes every day of the week, but we’re even more sure you have the funds to pay someone to take great care of your existing pairs. Those things could use a stretch and a polish, sir.
We just scared him away from making more red carpet appearances, didn’t we? Well, we can only be as God made us, darlings. Judgmental bitches.
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