Country Nicole steps out once again for her man.
And boy, do we hate what she’s wearing.
Are we wrong here? Is this not a pile of black lace and beading with some totally bizarre design elements? Who wants giant puffy LACE sleeves? What are those weird leather-looking studded squares all about? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LACE?
We’re totally lacist, so our opinion on these matters can be considered tainted, which is why we’re turning this one over to you. Although truth be told, we’d be surprised if the consensus on this one will differ all that much from our own. Still, let’s hear it: is this working for you kittens?
Nicole Kidman’s Lace Nightmare:
IN or OUT?
Yes, we stacked the deck with that description, but we ALSO stacked the deck by claiming you would all agree with us, which is akin to waving a red flag on the internet and screaming “GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE, WE DARE YOU.” Oops! We’ve skewed the voting in all sorts of directions now!
In conclusion, America is a land of contradictions and this frock is awful.
– Christopher Kane Crystal Mesh Dress from the Fall 2019 Collection
– Turner & Tatler Jewelry
– Omega Watch
– Alexandre Birman Shoes
Styled by Julia von Boehm
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, vogue.com]