Marc Jacobs and Char Defrancesco’s Wedding Reception

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Designer Marc Jacobs finally married his man, candlemaker Char DeFrancesco this weekend. Normally, the only weddings we cover ’round these parts involve royalty marrying commoners but …

Actually there’s no way to end that sentence without sounding like ENORMOUS bitches, so we’ll just say congrats to the happy couple and then engage in that grand old wedding tradition of judging what all the other attendees are wearing.

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Congrats, boys. Marc, love your purse, hate your shoes.

Naomi Campbell
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Just about the only person who can make a visible bra at a wedding look chic.

Christina Ricci
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Burn this dress immediately then salt the earth so no new dresses of its kind can grow there.

Gigi Hadid
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This is pretty chic and the slightly unusual color looks odd on her.

Justin Theroux
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This is the exact outfit he wore a few days earlier to pose with dogs. Has he been out on a bender all this time?

Emily Ratajkowski
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Newp. Hate the nonexistent bust and the harsh color.

Lil’ Kim
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Okay, gurl.

Kaia Gerber
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If anyone can make those pants work, it’s Kaia Gerber.

She can’t make them work.

Miss Fame
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Get yourself some spotlight time, girl. But this outfit is horrendous.

Rita Ora
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When Rita Ora is the best-dressed person at your wedding, you need to do some harsh self-examination, we think.

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

• Char Defrancesco
• Christina Ricci
• Emily Ratajkowski
• Gigi Hadid
• Justin Theroux
• Kaia Gerber
• Lil Kim
• Marc Jacobs
• Miss Fame
• Naomi Campbell
• Rita Ora