Marc Jacobs and Char Defrancesco’s Wedding Reception

Posted on April 08, 2019

Designer Marc Jacobs finally married his man, candlemaker Char DeFrancesco this weekend. Normally, the only weddings we cover ’round these parts involve royalty marrying commoners but …

Actually there’s no way to end that sentence without sounding like ENORMOUS bitches, so we’ll just say congrats to the happy couple and then engage in that grand old wedding tradition of judging what all the other attendees are wearing.

 

Congrats, boys. Marc, love your purse, hate your shoes.

 

 

Naomi Campbell

Just about the only person who can make a visible bra at a wedding look chic.

 

 

Christina Ricci

Burn this dress immediately then salt the earth so no new dresses of its kind can grow there.

 

 

Gigi Hadid

This is pretty chic and the slightly unusual color looks odd on her.

 

 

 

Justin Theroux

This is the exact outfit he wore a few days earlier to pose with dogs. Has he been out on a bender all this time?

 

 

Emily Ratajkowski

Newp. Hate the nonexistent bust and the harsh color.

 

 

Lil’ Kim

Okay, gurl.

 

 

 

Kaia Gerber

If anyone can make those pants work, it’s Kaia Gerber.

She can’t make them work.

 

 

Miss Fame

Get yourself some spotlight time, girl. But this outfit is horrendous.

 

 

 

Rita Ora

When Rita Ora is the best-dressed person at your wedding, you need to do some harsh self-examination, we think.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]

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