Shailene Woodley, Avatar of Celebrity Style, at the Balmain Show in Paris

Posted on March 04, 2019

It’s Monday morning, awards season 2019 is well and truly over, all the celebrities are consuming carbs in their hidey-holes, and Shailene Woodley is out here embodying all of these facts in one ensemble. Kittens, THIS is what celebrity style offerings look like right now:


In other words: Things are pretty dire out there right now.

Oh, we’re sorry. We probably should have prepared you a little better, we suppose. Put your head between your knees and breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth until your sense of balance returns. If you’re still experiencing nausea after 15 minutes, call your doctor and finger-pound through the voicemail menu with an increasing sense of hysteria until the symptoms subside.

As for Miss Shailene, bless her heart. The poor dear got Balmain’d so hard this time we fear it’s going to leave a bruise or two. Don’t laugh at her. Laugh at her stupid pants.






Style Credits:
Balmain Ensemble from the Pre-Fall 2019 Collection
Balmain PVC ‘Livy’ Ankle Boots

Styled by Micaela Erlanger | Hair by Ben Talbott | Makeup by Kelsey Deenihan

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Balmain]

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