Kim Kardashian in Proenza Schouler at the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards

WHAT EVEN IS THIS?

PinKim Kardashian attends the 2015 CFDA Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City in a customized Proenza Schouler black chiffon dress featuring eyelet embroidery from the Fall 2015 collection.

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It’s making our brains hurt just looking at it.

Girl, those crazy queens talked you into some shit. Sure, the bra and panties are no surprise, but the grommet situation is completely out of control and we don’t know if anyone told you the rule of grommets: If your dress has more grommets than the average pair of Chuck Taylors, then your dress has too many grommets. Hey, we didn’t make the rules, girl. We’re just reporting them.

(Secretly? We totally made that rule up. Don’t tell her.)

Let’s see… what else? Oh, yes:

YOU HAVE PUBIC HAIR ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

We’re starting to think Rihanna stayed home watching this red carpet on live stream and smirking while she filed her nails.

[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Getty Images, IMAXTree]

• Awards
• CFDA
• CFDA Fashion Awards
• Kim Kardashian
• Proenza Schouler
• Red Carpet