Beyonce in Haute Hippie at the 2014 Billboard Women in Music Luncheon

Bey is so universally worshipped now that it kind of does our hearts good to find something to righteously bitch about, like her still-hilarious-no-matter-how-fierce-she-gets infamously bad style sense.

Behold:

PinBeyonce Knowles attends the 2014 Billboard Women in Music Luncheon held at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City in a Haute Hippie dress with with an asymmetrical hemline paired with Loraine Schwartz jewelry and Gucci platform sandals.

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Everything’s fine until you get to the crotch, which is a phrase with so many uses in life. Everything below that point, including those Payless Guccis, is a little on the tragic side. And it’s a shame, because everything above the waist looks fantastic. There can be only one conclusion. Beyonce doesn’t own a full-length mirror.

Does this count as Marsala? Should we start Marsala Watch 2015? Is everyone as sick of hearing that word as we are at the moment?

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, farfetch.com, gucci.com]

• Beyonce
• Gucci
• Haute Hippie
• Lorraine Schwartz
• Red Carpet