Let’s kick off the week by yelling at Tay. That’s always fun.
Taylor Swift attends the Z100’s Jingle Ball 2014 in New York City in a Reem Acra dress paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Tomar’ crystal-coated suede sandals.
This is Tay trying to dress all shockingly slutty and daring. This is Tay trying to be Rihanna.
We’re trying to be nice, but it’s hard because we keep having to suppress laughter. Look, we’re glad to see her get away from her Princess Twee of the Island of Manhattania schtick and get a little “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” action going on, but we can’t help thinking it’s funny how bad she is at it. We’re mean, we know.
Tay, here’s a tip: if the dress is all “savage sex warrior,” then you need to not have the full Betty Draper hair and face action going on. Especially if you’re going to go to all that trouble to make your nail polish look chipped and oh-so punk rock. This “dress” (and we use the term loosely because it looks like something draped and then tied on her) required smokey eye, JBF hair and Jezebel lips, not “Junior League Treasurer” head.
[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, William Bernard/ACE/INFphoto.com, IMAXTree]
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