Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang at “Gone Girl” Screening

Posted on October 02, 2014

Darlings, you know how much we just love to yell at pregnant women, but we feel a little bad this time.

We like this dress, but we don’t think it works as maternity wear.

Rosamund-Pike-Vera-Wang-Gone-Girl-Screening-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinRosamund Pike attends screening of “Gone Girl” hosted by The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in New York City in a Vera Wang dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes.

Rosamund-Pike-Vera-Wang-Gone-Girl-Screening-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)PinVera Wang Fall 2014 Collection

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It’s cute and all, but do all those pleats right over her stomach actually work? Because it has this weird visual effect that makes it look like she’s busting out of her clothes.  But that’s not what we feel bad about. It’s the fact that her shoes are HIDEOUS and is there anything douchier than ragging on a prego for her shoe choices? Well, maybe ragging on her for her unattractive and unflattering hair cut, but we would never do something like that. Oh God. You’re all going to yell at us now.

But look, those shoes really are pretty unattractive, no? We’re not just being bitches here. There are plenty of comfy shoe options that don’t look like medical devices. And we’re sorry, but that raggedy bob does not look good on her.

Please don’t hate us, kittens. We just want what’s best for her. All said in love.

*runs away*


[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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