Kristen Stewart in Polo Ralph Lauren on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon”

Posted on October 08, 2014

Proportions, Miss K. Learn them. Or hire someone who does, because this was the start of a super-cute, sassy look, ruined by someone who thinks you can take a pair of scissors to any old garment and hack it up:

Kristen-Stewart-Tonight-Show-Starring-Jimmy-Fallon-TV-Style-Polo-Ralph-Lauren-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Polo Ralph Lauren crewneck sweater paired with a Polo Ralph Lauren skirt and Christian Louboutin booties.

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Kristen-Stewart-Tonight-Show-Starring-Jimmy-Fallon-TV-Style-Polo-Ralph-Lauren-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Polo Ralph Lauren Wool Crewneck Sweater | Polo Ralph Lauren Lambskin A-line Skirt  | Christian Louboutin Viennana Strappy Suede Ankle Bootie

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That sweater is just not meant to be a crop top. And it’s a shame, because the look book version is so cute and would suit her so well. We suppose someone decided it just wasn’t sexed up enough somehow. And it’s clearly not making her feel pretty, because she’s straining to keep her arms in front of her at all times. No one wants to sit down on national television in a crop top. This obviously wasn’t thought out.

How cute would she have looked in the leggings and the Mary Janes? No beret, though. There is no instance where we do not find a beret insufferably precious.

Ooooh, that last one’s going to bring out the beret-lovers. That’s fine. We didn’t make a “K Stew is smiling!” joke, so the fangurls won’t have much to be pissed off about this time. And it’s just not a K Stew post if we don’t piss off someone.

 

 

[Photo Credit: NBC/Getty Images, ralphlauren.com, neimanmarcus.com]

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