Jennifer Lopez at “American Idol” Hollywood Week Auditions

Posted on October 29, 2014

You’ll have to give us a moment to collect ourselves. We’re having really bad ’80s dance club flashbacks right now.

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Big-hair, half-shirts, mesh, and balloon pants, God help us. We keep hearing the giant in Twin Peaks intoning “It is happening again.”

These were the girls you didn’t go anywhere near in the club, because their steroidal, coke-fueled boyfriends would come after you for looking at them funny  – and using the “But I’m gay!” excuse was off the table. Scary, high-haired bitches smoking Kools and circling the dancefloor like a pride of Aquanet-scented lions.

Ah, the glory days.

Straight up, now tell us, Jenny. Is this your Paula Abdul costume for Halloween? Because it needs a hat.

 

[Photo Credit: O. Duran/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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