Kittens, you have an assignment.
Chrissy Teigen attends the 2014 ESPY Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in an Elisabetta Franchi ecru long-sleeved jumpsuit with plunging neckline from the Fall 2014 collection accessorized with an Oroton clutch, a BaubleBar ring, Sara Weinstock earrings, and Christian Louboutin shoes.
Picture it: It’s 1979 and Chrissy Teigen makes her national debut as the newest member of Charlie’s Angels. Your job is to come up with her character’s name.
We’re thinking something breezily ’70s for her first name and something vaguely sexual for her last one. We keep trying, but nothing sounds quite right.
See? We keep veering into Pussy Galore territory. We turn this one over to you. We’ll stick to the fashion critique: This non-color looks terrible on her and the overall fit is so bad she never should have left the house.
[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images, Elisabetta Franchi]
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