Michael Fassbender at the “Frank” Premiere

This is pretty much the bare minimum of red carpet effort; only a few grades higher than this infamously bad (to our way of thinking, anyway) dude-on-a-red-carpet fiasco.

PinMichael Fassbender attends the premiere of “Frank” at Sundance London at Cineworld 02 Arena in London.

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The only thing preventing us from doing our usual teeth-gnashing, garment-rending wails of despair is that sweet jacket. We don’t know what it is, but lately we have a real hankering for a blue leather jacket. Ever since we saw Ben Whishaw wearing that delicious Prada last year, we’ve noticed an empty spot in our wardrobe; a jacket-shaped hole that’s screaming to be filled with a color not naturally found in cows.

One of us may not rest until he gets one. Because surely, we can’t both get one, can we? We do so hate to be that gay couple who dresses alike. No offense to gay couples who dress alike, of course.

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• Michael Fassbender
• Movie Premiere
• Red Carpet