We don’t know…
Maybe? They’re… happy together?
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn attend the premiere of “A Million Ways To Die In The West” in Los Angeles. Charlize Theron is wearing a Christian Dior dress from the Resort 2015 collection paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Cartier jewelry.
But we can’t help wanting to take her aside and hiss at her that she can do better. The sleazy mustache is a deal-breaker. And his hair doesn’t look entirely … as nature intended, shall we say. We don’t care how great an actor he is, he looks like he produces porn videos.
Then again, he’s doing her a favor by making her look so good in comparison. Not that she’d normally need the help, but we’d be hating on that doily dress a lot more if we weren’t so distracted by his head (which looks like it’s building up enough pressure to pop right off at any second). But her gorgeousness and his … whateverness is combining to make us not mind the dress at all. And to be fair, that looks like a pretty decent suit he’s wearing. But hey, even porn producers have nice suits, sometimes.
Our point: this could all be worse. That’s about as backhanded a compliment as these two bitches can manage.
[Photo Credit: KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, David Gabber/PRPhotos.com]
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