2014 Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 19, 2014

Hey, kittens! Let’s shout out simple and sometimes vulgar responses to all of these celebrities and their laughable attempts at being stylish!

Positions, please!


Carrie Underwood in Oriett Domenech
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)

 We don’t quite like it but huge props to her for wearing an actual color and stepping outside her comfort zone!



Chrissy Teigen in Fyodor Golan and John Legend in Gucci
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)

 Batman’s placemat and too-tight jacket!



Jordin Sparks in Michael Costello
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Standard as hell!



Cher Lloyd in Mikael D
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)




2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)




Lucy Hale in Alex Perry
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)

Pretty! Although that yellow band looks enthickening, which is now a word!



Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)

 Stand back! They look they’re ready to blow!



Sarah Hyland in Emilio Pucci
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)

Dress Barn manager in 1993!



Mirand Lambert in Georges Hobeika
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)

 Dull as crap!




Shakira in Julien MacDonald
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (10)

 Credit for wearing something slightly interesting! Scary hoof feet!



Kelly Rowland
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (11)

 Tit tape!



Jennifer Lopez in Donna Karan
2014-Billboard-Music-Awards-Red-Caroet-Rundown-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (12)

 Samantha Stevens’ evil Latina cousin! OMFG WE LOVE THAT. SERENA-SELENA.





[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Getty Images]

Please review our Community Guidelines before posting a comment. Thank you!