2014 Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Hey, kittens! Let’s shout out simple and sometimes vulgar responses to all of these celebrities and their laughable attempts at being stylish!

Positions, please!

Carrie Underwood in Oriett Domenech
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 We don’t quite like it but huge props to her for wearing an actual color and stepping outside her comfort zone!

Chrissy Teigen in Fyodor Golan and John Legend in Gucci
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 Batman’s placemat and too-tight jacket!

Jordin Sparks in Michael Costello
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Standard as hell!

Cher Lloyd in Mikael D
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Tacky-ass!

Kesha
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 WHUT

Lucy Hale in Alex Perry
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Pretty! Although that yellow band looks enthickening, which is now a word!

Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen
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 Stand back! They look they’re ready to blow!

Sarah Hyland in Emilio Pucci
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Dress Barn manager in 1993!

Mirand Lambert in Georges Hobeika
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 Dull as crap!

Shakira in Julien MacDonald
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 Credit for wearing something slightly interesting! Scary hoof feet!

Kelly Rowland
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 Tit tape!

Jennifer Lopez in Donna Karan
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 Samantha Stevens’ evil Latina cousin! OMFG WE LOVE THAT. SERENA-SELENA.

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Getty Images]

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