Miss Kelly always gives us something to talk about, bless her.
Okay, first things first: It looks like the original version of this dress is sheer and we thank Miss Kelly for not going that route. We also think choosing a version with the blocking in white fabric instead of black leather was a good choice; especially for a television appearance, where bold graphics rule the day. It’s an interesting, head-turning design and we appreciate that the blocking is crudely done, with slightly irregular shapes. We don’t appreciate that it’s quite so tight and quite so short. Miss Kelly has a slammin’ bod, but her thighs are straining mightily against this thing. And finally, the hair’s just a bit much and the shoes, while kickass in their own right, are too heavy for this look. We’re all over the map on this one.
IN! She looks bold, sexy and FIERCE!
OUT! She looks like a perfume bottle with a wig on it!
Here are yesterday’s Minion Opinions:
Daniel Craig’s Eastern European mobster drag got an IN from fangirls voting with their loins again. Seriously, ladies: you give the men WAY too much legroom while the starlets get voted OUT for not having a pedicure.
Olivia Wilde’s “widow of the prairies” getup got a T Lo-approved OUT.