Jessica Alba in Katharine Kidd in New York

We’re afraid we’re going to have to call this outfit a fail, Miss Jessica.

Oh, we’re just kidding! We’re not afraid to say that at ALL. Also not afraid to say: DUMBEST SHOES EVER. Or at least, dumbest this week.

PinJessica Alba seen leaving her hotel on her way to the BET studio for a guest appearance on “106 & Park” in New York City wearing a Katharine Kidd ‘Blackthorne’ skirt paired with a black satin bustier and navy blazer and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals.

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The skirt’s nice enough, but everything else is either drably boring (the jacket, bustier, and clutch) or somewhat silly-looking (the diaper shoes). And why on earth would you wear a bustier with such a high-waisted skirt? The proportions are terrible and makes it look like her boobs are situated an inch above her belly button.

Diaper shoes. Honestly.

[Photo Credit: GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Katharine Kidd, Farfetch.com]

• Gal On The Street
• Giuseppe Zanotti
• Jessica Alba
• Katharine Kidd