Jennifer Lopez in Valentino at “American Idol” New Orleans Auditions Event

Posted on August 28, 2014

This instantly made us upset that they gave the “Latina Rosemary’s Baby” part to Zoe Saldana because J Lo would have kicked devil ass in the remake.

Jennifer-Lopez-Valentino-America-Idol-New-Orleans-Auditions-Event-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jennifer Lopez at “America Idol” auditions event at the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center in New Orleans, Louisiana in a Valentino bow-embellished mini dress from the Pre-Fall 2014 collection paired with Casadei ‘Blade’ pumps.

Jennifer-Lopez-Valentino-America-Idol-New-Orleans-Auditions-Event-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO-(6)Valentino Pre-Fall 2014 Collection

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J Lo’s version of Rosemary would have a string of teenage lovers and a stack of luxury good endorsement contracts for her and her little demonspawn. J Lo’s version of Rosemary would be great at accessorizing and never wear pants. J Lo’s version of Rosemary would teach her demon baby to be FIERCE. J Lo’s version of Rosemary would have superior pony-tailing skills.

We’d have watched the HELL out of that.

 

 

 

 

 
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Valentino]

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