The Ladies of “Orange is the New Black” at the Kiehl’s Nolita Grand Opening

Posted on July 11, 2014

Okay, ladies. Uzo won the purse-off. You might as well go home now.

 

Selenis-Leyva-Laverne-Cox-Uzo Aduba-Kiehl-Nolita-Opening-Orange-New-Black-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)“Orange is the New Black” stars Selenis Leyva, Laverne Cox and Uzo Aduba attend the Kiehl’s Nolita grand opening in New York City.

Apparently, she’s heading out camping for the weekend or something.

Let’s judge their efforts, shall we?

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This is pretty great, actually, from the earrings down to the … well, the knees, because we don’t much like the yellow platform pumps. That’s definitely her style of dress. She should buy ten in different colors.

 

 

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Laverne, we loveya honey, but this is looking pretty streetwalker to us. That’s a whole lot of boob and leg for an Emmy nominee. It’s time to let go of the tacky drag aesthetic.

 

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It’s a shame. Every single thing except the purse is working here, so what’s the one part she’s showing off the most? Granted, even if she wasn’t posing to show it off, it would still overwhelm the outfit.

 

 

 

 

 

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