Jared Leto at the Chanel Fall 2014 Couture Show

Posted on July 08, 2014

Rocker Pixie Jesus implores his disciples, “Go, and be mediocre no more.”

Jared-Leto-Chanel-Fall-2014-Couture-Show-Wrangler-Paris-Tom-Lorenzo-Site (1)Jared Leto attends the Chanel Fall 2014 couture show at Grand Palais in Paris, France in Chanel pants paired with a Wrangler chambray long sleeve shirt and Chanel boots from the Pre-Fall 2014 Collection.

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And now, the Sermon on the Step-and-Repeat:

Blessed are the skinny jeans-wearers, for they show us all the face of God. In their crotch.

Blessed are the Chanel bootie-wearers, for without them, how would we know what pretension looks like?

Blessed are the Wrangler shirt-wearers, for they operate under the delusion that it looks manly when paired with the aforementioned skinny jeans and Chanel booties. 

Blessed are those who give the thumbs-up sign on the red carpet, for they are the inheritors of T Lo’s wrath and will need all the blessings they can get.

Blessed are they who suffer the persecution for having ombre-dyed hair, for that shit went out of style 6 months ago, dude.

Blessed are you, who toil and labor to say something bitchy, when you know you’d totally hit this. 

 

Rock on, RPJ. Rock on.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Chanel]

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