Chris Pratt in Ermenegildo Zegna at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” London Premiere

Posted on July 25, 2014

We’re starting to get actively annoyed with whoever’s styling him for this poledance. He’s fit and groomed like he’s never been before in the public eye. He’s putting the effort in and he looks pretty fantastic. So how do you style someone at this moment in their career, looking as good as he does?

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You stick him in little tiny suits that make him look sloppy and chunky. The irony is, Chris Pratt normally is sloppy and chunky, but he’s worked his ass off to look sleek and chic. They had a chance to turn him into James Bond for this poledance (and he’s clearly willing to play his part – check out the polka dot socks, for God’s sake), but the people picking out his clothing seem to have not taken any measurements.

And it’s a great suit, too.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images, FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Xclusive/PacificCoastNews]

    • Audrey Lee

      It’s a great suit, I agree. And I love the cheeky socks (He seems like he’d be a blast to hang out with). I just wish the overall fit was better. Basically, we agree, Uncles.

    • JasmineAM

      Fell in love with him when I saw his french braiding skills on youtube.

      • JauntyJohn

        I know, right?
        Absolutely couldn’t be more charming.
        It’s like he’s that rarest of creatures: A little bit snarky without one bit of snide.

      • Anna

        I looked this up immediately after reading your post. I’m head over heels now.

      • Eclectic Mayhem

        Oh, this I have to see!

      • mshesterp

        That. Is. Amazing. I don’t think I could love Chris Pratt more. I’m trying to figure out how that could happen, barring him saving puppies from a burning house. Yeah, besides that–he’s my fave.

      • latina fey

        i was always indifferent to him, but i liked him in zero dark thirty, for the small part he was in. and then i liked the bits i saw in trailers for Guardians of the Galaxy and was looking forward to him playing that role. AND THEN I SAW THE FRENCH BRAID VIDEO. i can’t even take it. he’s adorable and seems like he’d be so much fun to hang out with. definitely charming.

      • Nicholas

        That was his Cups Song.

      • WendyD

        Men of the world take notes on that video! As a chick with long hair who can’t braid it herself, that was one of the hottest things I’d ever seen!

      • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

        Pretty sure I dropped like a hundred eggs on the floor after seeing that video.

      • BLauDGaspode

        Oh my gosh. I just exploded in a fit of giggles. Seriously. Little school girl crush happening.

      • Man Dala

        He uses oil and all, such a sweetheart.

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    • gabbilevy

      Fit issues on a guy who’s recently changed shape makes me think his body just isn’t that consistent, like perhaps they last took measurements a month ago and are still working off those. His new movie is about to make Marvel a zillion dollars, the least they can do is keep him well-tailored. Still, boy looks damn fine.

      • giddypony

        You know, it would almost be better to put him in a “what the hell” caftan or dashiki. At least his photo would be freaking every where, and the interview questions about it would be heaven.

      • demidaemon

        More like Disney a bazillion dollars, and they are already finding extra ways to schill it.

    • Glam Dixie

      Aw, he shrunk his suit in the wash. Must have used hot water, silly boy. Such wasted potential here.

    • Anna

      WHY DO YOU WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THIS, STYLISTS OF CHRIS?!

      *sigh* If only the suit fit properly, I love the windowpane check and he looks handsome as hell from the neck up.

      • decormaven

        Really. I was excited to see he’d gotten such a nice suit, then I scrolled down. Someone either doesn’t know how to properly measure, or the information got garbled in the transmission. No excuse for such a poorly-fitted look.

        • Anna

          Indeed. Hemsworth needs to distribute his people’s business cards to Chris and Bradley.

    • Janet B

      Such potential….

    • SewingSiren

      It’s a shame , because if it fit it would be great.

    • lunchcoma

      I think it’s right to chalk this up to a “people” problem. When I look at what he presumably chose for himself when he was doing television, he used to make the same mistake a lot of heavier guys do and hide in boring clothes that were too big for him. Based on that, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a good idea of what fits or flatters him. It definitely looks like he’s working with a stylist these days, and I hope that whoever it is steps it up and stops overcorrecting.

    • Beardslee

      I’m really baffled why anyone who hangs out a shingle as a stylist could wedge him into that suit, step back and thinks it looks good.

      • marlie

        Right? Sometimes it seems like half of the bitter kittens could do a better job than some of these “professional” stylists.

      • Wink

        Some stylists (and celebrities) fail to realize that not paying attention to FIT is the quickest way to ruin a good look. Too tight, too short, too long, too big, too anything… is the kiss of death.

    • traceyishere

      Great suit, wrong guy, too bad.

    • Tina Power

      Lawd Almighty, I hate the cut of his pants. Same with last time.

    • bravobravp

      Dwyer Sausage is always my favorite brand.

    • girliecue

      Luckily for his stylists – and us! – he’s giving great face. IMO the problem is not so much the clothes they’re putting him in as it is that they’re putting him in clothes at all. Easy fix, stylist people, easy fix.

    • marlie

      If the suit were half a size bigger, this would be an outstanding look. Still, that’s not his fault, it’s his stylist’s. This is still a great look (in concept, even if the execution is lacking), so I’m not mad.

    • Wink

      I’m sure the suit looked MUCH better when he was just standing still in the fitting room… with the jacket unbuttoned and nothing in his pockets (including his hands). Fit issues aside, he’s looking good.

    • Cheryl

      This is one of those soclose, but NO moments. It is a great suit, but for Pete’s sake, it really does fit terrible. I mean not a little off, not quite right, mmm needs an adjustment, but out and out rotten, terrible, gawdawful. Makes me feel bad for him, cause the effort is clearly there, and for the suit. Yeah, I’m feeling sorry for the suit…
      And the movie looks terrible too.

    • msdamselfly

      He looks very good

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      This is just inexcusable.

    • TinyDynamo

      I heart him. SO MUCH.

    • Warmheartedgirl_Seattle

      The suit is a bad fit, but what puts me over the edge is the neck hair. Is that a good thing now?? He’s sure a cutie, fit issues aside.

      • Shawn EH

        Well, it’s a thing, at any rate. He’s trying to fit in with the current trend for fitted menswear, and he just doesn’t have the body for it with all the working out. Two different male paradigms clashing. I think Henry Cavill has similar problems.

    • James

      He does nothing for me, in the movie or on the RC but it would definitely be better if that suit fit.

    • http://reneshiro.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      Maybe he’s feeling confident about his body in a way he never did before, and chosing (instructing his stylist to chose) slightly too tight clothes. I know I had that phase, too :)

    • Mr. J.

      Oh Chris, Chris….just take off that too-tight suit that’s confining you so, while I softly sing “Lover man, where can you be?”

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      God I love him. Yes, the suit looks ill fitted, but….God I love him.

    • lundibleu

      I’m trying to figure out if this would be improved simply by taking the jacket off. I can’t see enough to see if the waistcoat fits better, but it seems like it is the jacket and arms that are the problem here. Where’s our dress up doll Chris Pratt so we can try variations to see?

    • Liliter

      He looks good but you guys are right. When I first saw the pictures for the New York premiere, I thought he gained some of his weight back.

    • Milos Mom

      I am still in awe at seeing his face as more angular rather than round. But yes, nice suit / bad fit. Sad.

    • evave2

      Hire Joe Manganiello’s stylist and get a suit that fits and fit it to him.

      These guys god bless ‘em who gain all these muscles (I am looking at you Bradley Cooper) and then are strangers in their own bodies and it’s like I don’t recognize them.

    • e jerry powell

      I won’t mind much when he goes back to being an adorkable schlub, but it’s correct to say that now people should be working a bit harder on putting together his looks.

    • MilaXX

      agreed. nice suit in a size too small

    • numenah

      Kittens, have you seen the gif of him French braiding his intern’s hair? The boy can do no wrong.

      • numenah

        SORRY, should have read before posting

    • Man Dala

      He’s been looking great (face, body, grooming) but I agree, there seems to be always something off with his style. He’s nearly there, needs a bit of polish.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      WOOOOF. I’ll take it. Put it in a doggie bag for me please.

    • quiltrx

      I love the suit, shame about the fit. This could have been a very killa look for him.

    • in a pickle

      Tin Tin hair. Just no.

    • demidaemon

      It’s definitely better than the last suit. But the pants seem to sit too low and everything doesn’t fit, like TLo said. :(

    • Beto

      The pants. Just those pants needs to be better fitted. Who’s styling him. He deserves much better because he’s gorgeous (and goofy)

    • JynxTheCat

      :ooks liek they are trying to pass him off as younger than he appears. I love that damn suit though

    • Valdir

      He’s gorgeous.

    • webslice33

      dunno why..but damnit, this guy is oozing with sex appeal….and guardians of the galaxy with great reviews will make him a superstar..

    • gorghast

      LOL I know who his stylist is and she’s on Twitter. Hopefully she pays attention to you, TLO!