Chris Pratt in Ermenegildo Zegna at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” London Premiere

Posted on July 25, 2014

We’re starting to get actively annoyed with whoever’s styling him for this poledance. He’s fit and groomed like he’s never been before in the public eye. He’s putting the effort in and he looks pretty fantastic. So how do you style someone at this moment in their career, looking as good as he does?

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You stick him in little tiny suits that make him look sloppy and chunky. The irony is, Chris Pratt normally is sloppy and chunky, but he’s worked his ass off to look sleek and chic. They had a chance to turn him into James Bond for this poledance (and he’s clearly willing to play his part – check out the polka dot socks, for God’s sake), but the people picking out his clothing seem to have not taken any measurements.

And it’s a great suit, too.

 

 

 

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