Chris Pratt and Anna Faris at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” LA Premiere

Posted on July 22, 2014

You should have heard us discussing Chris’s look this morning. You would’ve thought someone had died.

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“Oh my God. What a shame.”

“This is really tragic.”

“Why do these things happen to the young and hot? WHY, GOD? WHY?!?

He’s never looked this polished before – and yet the suit is terrible. The grooming is on point, but everything below the neck is both boring and poorly fitted.

But WOW, does he ever look hot. Loving that face.

As for Miss Anna, she looks pretty, and the dress really suits her, but, well… all that origami looks totally 2007 to us. Like Chris, though, she’s serving up maximum face. The makeup looks gorgeous. And while we’ve always thought she needed to bring that blonde down a half-dozen shades, the style looks great on her.

Bless them. They’re trying.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

    • higgledypiggledy

      Very poor deployment of a knit tie, Mr. Pratt. Please return it to Mr. Bomer immediately.

    • Frank_821

      That is an ill-fitting suit. You would think they would be able to provide something more stylish and better fitting. I know this is not the Avengers but it’s still a Marvel movie and he is the lead

      You know whatever Zoe wears it aint going be bland

      • eandh99

        if Chris Hemsworth can get Armani or Dolce and Gabbana for premieres, Someone should be able to find.chris Pratt a suit that fits.

    • Lucía Gavello

      They get points for being adorable together, I can’t help it.

      • OffToSeeHim

        Stay strong Lucia! We can’t reward this behavior! They’re as cute as puppies wearing hats, but don’t get distracted!

        • Lucía Gavello

          I’ll try: He’s wearing a banker’s suit with poor fitAND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A BEER WITH THEM… damn it!

      • mshesterp

        Hot damn–he looks adorable, and her face has mostly gone back to normal (she was messing with it for a time). They are just so cute.

        I CANNOT WAIT for this movie to get here. I’ve loved Chris Pratt since Everwood, and that love has not changed. Get it, son!

        • Lucía Gavello

          GOD YES, I loved that cheesy show. And I even like her sitcom if you can believe it, although that’s the power of Alisson Janney.

    • Kristen

      Hate the suit but mm, break me off a piece of dat Chris Pratt bar.

      • OffToSeeHim

        Oh my GOD, I wish I’d said that!

        • Kristen

          I have my moments!

    • Karen Belgrad

      Luckily she can un-origami her napkin dress and use it to mop up the puddles of fabric at his ankles!!!!

    • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

      His face and personality are just so lovable that I can’t be mad at him for being sloppy with his fashion. Anna looks cute and I hate her so much.

    • stagmania

      I really can’t get behind Andy Dwyer looking like a Ken doll. The makeup, I…no. It’s too much.

      • imspinningaround

        Co-signed. I miss chunky, sweaty, schlumpy, sweetheart Andy.

        • fursa_saida

          Apparently Anna likes him better chubby too, if it’s any comfort.

    • shirab

      That sticking-up-paintbrush hairdo will never not remind me of Tin Tin. Interestingly, it has recently become popular among my 10-yr-old son’s friends as well. (Not with him–he he prefers natural bedhead.)

    • deelup

      I honestly wouldn’t have recognized him. His face looks totally different somehow.

    • Anna

      There’s a suit?? I’m too busy enjoying the superhero sausage breakfast. Star-Lord is DAMN FINE.

      That tie is terrible though, and she is adorable but ENOUGH with the embellished, folded napkins already.

      • decormaven

        I groaned when I saw this dress. Cosigned on the banishment of folded napkin “design.”

        • Anna

          And these dresses are almost often white, cream, ivory or if they’re feeling very daring that day, nude. But then again, I don’t think a colour would help either. If stylists stopped selecting these frocks for their clients, then perhaps the demand for them would cease to exist and designers will finally stop making them.

          • demidaemon

            They always look like third grade origami projects to me, and that is not a compliment. Everyone in fashion needs an intervention if they even think about choosing one of these dresses.

    • Kent Roby

      Good lord, I’m shocked by how much he has transformed! He was cute when he was heavier, but now he has classic leading-man looks. I hope/assume/pray he’s lost none of his fun quirkiness. He and Anna both look great in spite of their clothes. I will be sure to invite them to my next imaginary get-together; it’ll be a blast!

      • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

        He hasn’t lost the fun quirkiness. Well, I’m basing it on his most recent (cover) interview with Entertainment Weekly.

        • mshesterp

          Loved that interview! He’s definitely someone I’d love to grab a beer with.

          • Kent Roby

            Seeing his new physique, he looks like he’s more likely to grab a kale juice than a beer.

            • editrixie

              The EW article has a history chart of his changes in physique that’s actually pretty funny, especially when paired with his discussion of how his wife likes him doughy. I had completely forgotten that he was in Navy SEAL shape for Zero Dark Thirty.

    • Samantha Klein

      BUT IS THERE LEE PACE?

      • Mrs. Julien

        This is an excellent question warranting an immediate response.

    • Nancer

      They look like such a cute and fun couple! Bless. :]

    • smayper

      I will never be a fan of very very dark makeup on very very blond women.

      • Fanny_Trollope

        Way too much black around her eyes for me.

    • NMMagpie

      ACK… those exposed cuffs… And a little more color on Anna’s lips would be great.

    • WendyD

      ANOTHER KNIT TIE!? Apparently I’ve developed the superpower to instantly hone in on one in any photo regardless of the hotness of the subject wearing it. HELP!

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      I thought he was so adorable in “Moneyball” and this makes me unaccountably sad. So much of the character in his face has been chiseled out of it. That said, 10/10 would hit it and not quit it. Conundrum.

      • jilly_d

        I am rowing in your boat, my friend. quite the pickle we’re in!

      • OffToSeeHim

        He was in Moneyball? I’ve been meaning to watch that again, I’ll look for him.

        • eowyn_of_rohan

          Yup, he was Scott Hatteberg. I’m a huge baseball fan and I would have enjoyed A’s games on TV a lot more if Hatteberg actually looked like that.

          • Denise Alden

            But you’ve got to be loving the A’s this season, no matter what the look like, right? :) How about Yo? He’s cute! Big A’s fan here.

      • ecallaw1977

        This movie looks like a STINKER. And this comes from someone who is a sucker for Marvel movies. I hope I’m wrong.

    • SylviaFowler

      What’s with the Something About Mary hair? He was so cute on the cover EW with the soft curls that lay on his forehead. Now he just looks like random frat douche.

      • Kent Roby

        Looks like a douche? Wow. I, for one, applaud him for getting in shape (even if it was for a movie) and paying attention to grooming; plus he seems so nice.

        • SylviaFowler

          Look, I really don’t know this guy from Adam. It’s not personal. All I know is that he looked cute and sweet on the cover Entertainment Weekly with the nice hair and the raccoon, and now he looks worse here… as in, not the same guy. A douchier guy with semen for hair gel. He should have stuck with the head and facial hair that he had on the magazine cover is all I’m saying.

    • OffToSeeHim

      Can NO ONE slap this dumbass in the back of the head and scream, “GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN POCKETS!!!!” ?? I would do it but I’m not allowed near the red carpet since the Leonard Nimoy Tapered Trousers incident of 1977.

    • Jen

      way too much makeup on him but still very, very handsome.

    • Tanya Wade

      The face makes up for so many other sins.

    • HobbitGirl

      He will always be Andy for me. Love him!

    • MarissaLG

      Ill fitting suit or not, Miss Thing has his face BEAT.

      (Never much cared for her, but she looks cute. The blonde needs some contrast, though. I get better color than that from my $9 box of Loreal)

    • http://stylishsass.blogspot.com/ TAKippy

      And yet, he still remains the newest member of my Top 5.

    • Mark Pompelia

      I wonder with all his bulkiness–both bad and good–that maybe he’s just plain awkward in a suit and that is half of what we’re seeing? But yes, nice face.

    • marlie

      They both look OK, but not outstanding. If his suit fit him better, though, I think they would have gotten a solid 8 out of 10 from me. I do hate his 2004 frat-boy hairstyle, though.

    • Janet B

      I know he can wear a suit better than this. Didn’t he WITFU recently?
      Lose some of the excess fabric and the dress is pretty. She really needs to ditch the super blond hair.
      Let’s make everyone here happy. Please strip down to your undergarments.

    • Kitten Mittons

      Anna’s looking off to the side while Chris works that camera like nobody’s business. Go ahead with your cute self, Chris.

    • fursa_saida

      I can’t believe I’m commenting on something so tiny, but her eyebrows are penciled in the wrong color. And too harshly. I was trying to figure out why exactly the makeup looked too heavy to me and I think it’s the brows.

    • boweryboy

      Third photo from the bottom: did he shrink?

    • Introspective

      her folded napkin dress is giving me the yawns as is his men’s wearhouse suit.

      bleh.

    • kimmeister

      Their faces have never looked better.

    • Latin Buddy

      Awwww they both went Hollywood. The slightest bit of success (his now, hers a while back) and they lose the interesting things that made them great.

    • yethica

      Does anyone else feel like that hair makes her look like Mary Martin circa Peter Pan?

    • mdcoon127

      At least she is wearing something that is appropriate for a dressy summer occasion

    • rocketinu

      Why is everyone wearing the SW nudist sandals? I don’t get it. That’s the nastiest I’m going to get as I like them both.

      • Kent Roby

        I mentioned that last week, too, that it has been the overwhelming Shoe of The Summer. I wonder how that happens, with all the sandals to chose from? Regardless, SW must be thrilled!

    • MartyBellerMask

      Good on Anna because she usually comes off harsh. The soft bangs are really working.

    • MilaXX

      Chris looks very Hulk smash in that suit. As dated as Anna’s dress is, this is the best she has looked in a very long time.

    • IAmJ

      Oy. I thought her makeup was terrible.

    • Wink

      Can’t decide if he is boringly handsome or handsomely boring in the ubiquitous gray suit.

    • Tracy_Flick

      She looks like a tablescape. He looks like a football player at the prom.

    • Alloy Jane

      Not really fashion related, but is anyone else getting a flash pop-up on this page that refuses to be X-ed out?

    • JauntyJohn

      His Big Movie Franchise Premiere and his personal charisma is burning so brightly that it somehow transforms the whole thing into a Yes, even though when you squint and look at it it’s a No.
      Really, it seems to fit more-or-less okay in the shoulders and in the trunk, which is where it can get tricky for blocky guys, but the sleeves and the pants length make it seem worse than it might actually be.
      Again I say, the Mobile Tailoring Van (like a food truck, only fewer calories) could make a fortune in this town.

    • Denise Rambo

      Is that a KNITTED tie?

    • susan6

      He looks like a kid playing dress-up in his businessman dad’s suit. She looks fabulous.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        a really big kid with a really tiny dad.

    • clatie

      The green girl is WORKING IT!!

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        who is that actress? she does look hot.

        • demidaemon

          Zoe Saldana.

    • ashtangajunkie

      He IS hot! Holy smokes, I never really noticed before. She, I just adore.

    • KT

      He looks really hot. I don’t know enough about suits to be able to really weigh in, but I can see that it isn’t fitting him well and is making him look large.

      She needs a makeover IMMEDIATELY. She’s young, pretty and really funny, but she has the worst styling team in the business. The dress looks tacky and dated, the hair is SUCH a horrible shade, and I actually think the makeup looks harsh and drag-y. Someone help this girl who really shouldn’t need that much help!

    • Samantha Klein

      My comment got deleted? All I asked was Whither Lee Pace? Was it the caps?

      ..But yeah, whither Lee Pace? :)

      • Samantha Klein

        He’s over at The Mary Sue, if anyone’s interested. :)

    • lunchcoma

      Oh, this is just sad. He looks like a drunk bro type at a bar who keeps asking for your phone number (to be fair, I’d give it to him, wrinkly suit and all).

    • evave2

      He has the same thing Channing Tatum has: no matter what he wear he looks both too small and too big.

      They should BOTH hire Joe Mangiello’s stylist and get themselves suits that just “just right.”

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        be still my heart, at the mention of his name, my wild wolfish darling.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      I’m sorry, I keep going back to look at his handsome face. Can’t be bothered with ill-fitting suit. … I like how her dress opens up to reveal jewels.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        a beautiful metaphor.

    • BLauDGaspode

      I didn’t even notice his suit. At all. Or Anna.

    • formerlyAnon

      Mr. Pratt: somebody’s hot cousin who’s in the wedding party. And has never bought a suit before. And wanted to be out of the store in 30 minutes or less.
      Ms. Faris: For some reason, that strikes me as the red carpet version of your “no meetings, no clients, it works, so what if I wore it twice last week” office dress. Her hair color is not to my tastes.

    • Scot Meacham Wood

      I feel like Chris is one of a handful of actors who is constantly either bulking up and trimming down for his various acting rolls. It must cause havoc on one’s wardrobe. I wonder if this ill-fitting suit is a by-product of that? The ‘fit issues’ aside – damn, they look glorious together!

    • alyce1213

      Gahd. He looks like he was dressed up in his brother’s suit, with hair amateurishly stiffened, for a middle school yearbook photo. No excuse.
      She’s trying — the dress suits her, she’s not over-tanned, but I hate her hair and makeup.

      • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

        she has on enough eyeliner for a whole army.

        • Tina Power

          You should check out the pictures of Elizabeth Henstridge from the premiere. It looks like she’s trying out for the part of Rocket Raccoon girlfriend in the next movie.

    • Danielle

      Holy shit, he’s buff.

    • Mrs. O

      Oh dear. There is a 5’7″, 140 pound man somewhere cursing at the dry cleaner for losing his suit.

    • Miriam Foster

      TLo is ok with Chris’ electric socket hair? I’m shocked! :)

    • cocohall

      I just don’t find shrunken suits a workable option for most men. It is a very narrow group of men with both the physique and the style sensibility (and lets face it, the youth) to make make it work. Kevin McHale from Glee can do it; someone starring in a big $ super hero movie would not seem a likely candidate. But for personal transformation, Mr. Pratt is clearly a winner. He looks fit and healthy. I am mystified by Miss Faris. I don’t find her funny. I watched the pilot for her show with Allison Janey and it was the saddest 1/2 hour of my life. I didn’t laugh or smile once. She is not stylish, her hair and makeup always look like she is performing in a third tier Russian Ballroom Dance competition. So what am I missing? I’m feeling a little “Get offa my lawn” old and out of touch with youth culture if she is the comedian of her generation. :0(

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      isn’t he about twice her size in all dimensions? that’s kind of sexy. are they an item? and you, young man, get your hands out of your pockets. get a room!
      eta: when i saw the shoes were called “nudist”, i couldn’t help but visualize her wearing them in a nudist camp. with that makeup.

      • Tina Power

        They’ve been married for like 4 years and have a kid together.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      Anna Faris is in Leslie Ly realness.

    • MK03

      That jacket is way too small. He looks like he’s about to bust out “Fat Guy In A Little Coat” for the crowd.

    • suzq

      Why can’t tailors fit men anymore? Why????

    • Kelly

      I think his hair looks goofy (and not in a good way). Let me join the chorus of those who are baffled by stylists’ seeming inability to fit suits properly on their wearers. He’s not helping things, either, with that unattractive wide stance and the amateurish hands-in-the-pockets. And I’m going to date myself severely, but doesn’t she look rather like a young Alison Arngrim?

    • emilochka

      Is it just me or could he play Bryan Cranston’s son or Cranston at age 30? I’ve never noticed it before but check out that last photo.

      Kellan Lutz could play his brother and John Corbett his uncle. Seriously, it’s like someone morphed them all together.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Kudos to Parks and Rec for making Andy so dorky that I had no idea Chris Pratt was this hot until like, last year. But I agree, this suit is awful.

      • Tina Power

        Don’t worry, he wasn’t this hot until like last year when he had to start exercising and eating better.

    • demidaemon

      WHAT DID BELTS EVER DUE TO YOU, CHRIS PRATT?

      Also, I thought TLo was a bit too nice to Miss Faris. That is one overworked dress.

    • quiltrx

      He’s too cute to have such a messy outfit!
      I really don’t like this brassy blonde on her. Makes her look cheap. I don’t mind the dress. And OMG there are those stupid shoes AGAIN.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      Aw, he looks like exactly the type of nerdy slacker I like going out with, down to the poorly fitted suit. Minus the makeup, of course. He looks a little like someone pinched his cheeks and lips.

    • Ann VerWiebe

      She looks so tiny next to him!