This isn’t quite the scrolldown fug that our Fairy Blogsisters coined for the world, but it definitely gets more and more disappointing as you travel downward.
Balenciaga Mesh and Suede Pumps
It starts off really cute at the neckline, but then right around the bust it all starts going weird and shapeless. By the time you get to her midsection we’re at FRUMPCON 1, people. Then you keep going, and when you get to her feet it’s suddenly cute, if totally wrong for the dress. Of course this implies that there’s a right shoe for this dress when in fact no shoes should be worn with it because no one should be wearing this dress.
Are we wrong there? Or do you think it takes a certain body type to make this work? We admit, we tend to think a curvier lady in a larger size might fill this out better than she does.
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