Cameron Diaz in Saint Laurent at the “Sex Tape” Premiere

Posted on July 31, 2014

Here’s a perfect example as to why we’re not featuring much in the way of red carpetry today:

Cameron-Diaz-Saint-Laurent-Sex-Tape-MCP-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Cameron Diaz attends the premiere of “Sex Tape” in Mexico City in a Saint Laurent kimono-style wool-crepe dress paired with Prada black strappy sandals and a Cleobella clutch.

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Cameron-Diaz-Saint-Laurent-Sex-Tape-MCP-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Saint Laurent Spring 2014 Collection

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Cameron-Diaz-Saint-Laurent-Sex-Tape-MCP-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)

 

Deadly dull, amirite? Not bad, exactly. Just not worthy of attention. The only reason we’re featuring her at all is because her hair looks so good. Best head of hair we think she’s sported in years.

Those sleeves are stupid. She looks like she’s wearing giant formal scrubs.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, IMAXTree]

    • sienna elm

      I like the pillows ~

    • hughman

      Jerri Blank!

      • MoHub

        Except that with Amy Sedaris, it was meant to be horrifying and funny at the same time.

        • demidaemon

          Exactly. This is just horrifying.

    • AndieJay

      That dress looks like a home ec sewing project. “Next week, class, we’ll work on sleeves.”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Exactly.

    • LongTall_Sally

      Project Runway entry from a contestant who doesn’t know how to do sleeves.

    • Cloveradams

      I’m getting a weird hardass-Cheryl Tiegs ca. 1992 vibe from that second photo.

      • MoHub

        I’m getting a sort of Kristen Chenoweth vibe from the makeup.

      • Tracy_Flick

        My dad dated Cheryl Tiegs in college. Just throwing that out there.

    • imspinningaround

      Is it wool?? I don’t care if we’re in the midst of a mid-summer polar vortex, IT’S JULY. PUT IT BACK UNTIL OCTOBER.

      • Judy_S

        In Mexico City…

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      This is the happiest she’s looked in a while. I guess there were cocktails beforehand.

      • Kent Roby

        She’s still pole-dancing for a certified dud of a movie; I hope there were plenty of cocktails beforehand!

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    • MilaXX

      She’s not setting the world on fire, but I am happy to see her in a dress that’s seasonal, not too tight and not too short. I’ll forgive the sleeves.

      • livesarah

        See, I don’t see how it can be seasonal if it’s black and made of wool. Even if it says ‘Spring 2014′. Maybe my perception is coloured by the fact we are just hitting seasonal Spring in my part of the world (as opposed to official start of Spring, in a month’s time). It was 82 degrees here today, beautiful, and I would not dream of wearing depressing black bloody wool! At least we can agree that it’s hideous :P

        • MilaXX

          Wool crepe is a lighter weight fabric than a winter wool. The fact that it’s black doesn’t make it any less summery. I have plenty of summer dresses that are black, so yes, a short sleeved black dress in a lightweight fabric does make it seasonal in my book.

          • livesarah

            I’m biased against black clothes in general but especially in Spring/Summer; wool crepe is almost certainly seasonally appropriate for many places. Where I am, it’s really too hot for any kind of clothes in a Summer, but definitely too hot for any kind of wool.

    • Gatto Nero

      Funny to see this right after the Maggie G. orange dress with the non-set-in sleeves. Is this a thing now?
      But whereas Maggie looked cool and sophisticated (at least from the front), Ms. Diaz looks kind of thrown together — and I think it’s just that the bodice is such an awful shape on her.

    • Glam Dixie

      That’s how a football jersey looks when you’ve taken off your shoulder pads.

    • alyce1213

      It must be tough to pole dance for a movie that’s been universally panned. The mouth is smiling, sort of, but she sure doesn’t look happy to be there.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        It’s as if Cameron decided to put minimal effort into the pole dance for this one.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        Surely she’s used to it?

        • alyce1213

          Shade.

          • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

            ;)

    • Joanna

      I agree – her hair color is much more flattering than the blonder color she’s had forever.

    • Lisalady161

      Can’t wait to see her turn in Annie. If it’s half as good as the trailers it will be worth the price of admission.

    • suzq

      The hair looks great. She clearly forgot to take the smock off at the beauty shop. The outfit is from the Laurent Spring 2014 BEAUTY SHOP SMOCK collection.
      Please try to get the complete name of the collection next time. We depend on you for these details.

    • TinyDynamo

      Her expression seems to indicate that she’s thinking “I am hot. And young. Don’t I look hot? And young? OMG I AM SO HOT AND YOUNG RIIIIGHT?” Then her maniacal happy laughter cues up, right before the whole thought train starts again.

      • Mr. J.

        Oh Cameron…..You can’t be hot forever. Give me a call…..Because I’ve been there. We can share.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          It happens. Now, Ms. Diaz, look up Dame Helen Mirren and Emma Thompson for examples of women who are aging gracefully.

    • FrigidDiva

      I would not have known that was Cameron Diaz if her name wasn’t on the post…that totally doesn’t look like her face.

      • Leah Elzinga

        I think it’s just that her age is finally catching up with her, and she doesn’t have the foggiest clue how to deal with it. Cause, seriously, that makeup is HARSH.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      Best head of hair? I disagree. Looks like every lame do the junior stylist gave me when all the wedding party members had to get “done” at the bride’s salon.

    • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

      Wool-crepe? In July? In MEXICO? No wonder she’s so shiny.

      • Jacob Bowen

        Literally my thoughts!!!!!!! Do you Celebrities/Stylists need to go back to 1st grade science class to re-learn seasons/dressing for the weather?!?! I’m afraid they will have to wait until winter, (that’s when the unit falls *unintentional pun* in my mom’s school’s curriculum) but I know their first grade teacher covers appropriate clothing for each season!

        • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

          I mean fair enough it’s from the SS14 collection, but it’s Mexico. Also, this is a dress previously worn by Coleen Rooney. ‘Nough said.

    • fungstyle

      I predict that in 10 years she will be virtually indistinguishable from Goldie Hawn circa 2000 (in looks, if not in style)

    • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

      Is this the same dress as Maggie G’s, only in black?

    • HobbitGirl

      Wool crepe. In Mexico. In JULY.

      Go home stylists, you’re drunk.

    • http://fibonaccisequins.storenvy.com/ Danielle

      That’s a fabulous headsuit, I approve!

    • kimmeister

      The only thing that caught my attention was the Spanish translation of “Sex Tape.” It’s always fun to see how movie titles come out so differently in other languages.

      • Shawn EH

        “Our dirty video” sounds so much better than “Sex Tape!”

    • crash1212

      God, those shoes are unflattering. Don’t people look at their feet IN the shoes? Do they just buy the shoes? Great hair though.

    • Trish Austad

      Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you got enough spray tan on?

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      If those are formal scrubs, then she should ask Chloe to borrow the high heel nursing shoes. What an outfit THAT would make!

    • Shawn EH

      The model wins this one. Sorry, former model. That necklace saves it.

    • ktr33

      zzzzzzzzzzz

    • evave2

      I can’t tell, but are the shoulders supposed to be asymmetrical? Or are my eyes not focusing properly this afternoon?

      I actually like a black-that-is-black but it looks like a dull black. She needed some color somewhere. Boy she looks tired but putting in the effort, but so so tired.

    • Ginmaru

      “Oh my God, Jim, No! She’s wearing her formal scrubs! It…it…it must be BAD NEWS!”

      I think my sugar high just crashed. Sorry.

    • GemFemme

      Her make-up looks way harsh.

      • demidaemon

        That’s the nice way of putting it. I called it clownface.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      that is a St.Laurent dress? No, no, no. It looks like something that might be the entry-level garment in Home Ec. Good hair, though.

    • Man Dala

      I think she looks good — minus the make up.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      She looks bad from the waist up but when you pull back and see the whole look, it’s kinda’ chic. Not noteworthy but chic.

    • demidaemon

      It looks like her head fell into her MUA’s kit. That is not good. I really can’t get past the clown face. It’s scary.

    • cocohall

      This movie is not getting the great reviews, is it? Can you imagine having to keep up the pole dance for a film that is tanking? I can forgive her for taking the easy way out and just putting on her funeral attire. Glad her hair looks good.

    • LadyLuck777

      At least she is smart enough to know NOT to put her hands in the pockets. Gotta give her some credit there.

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    • Liz

      But how else would I have ever known that they changed “Sex Tape” to “New Video Prohibited?” AND made ugly plush lip pillows just to adorn the premiere? That’s worth it to me.

      • kerryev

        I think that’s something like “Our forbidden tape.”

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    • Dagney

      Cameron always looks super high and super drunk. kind of train wreckish.

    • smh4748

      “Sex Tape” is still going on? Blech.

      She looks like she’s going to hit up summer training for an NFL team after she finishes on the red carpet.

    • Miss Atomic

      I think it’s the worst hair I’ve seen on her in years. Mixed with the makeup, it makes her look 60