We actually yelped “What? NO!” when we saw this. We couldn’t help it. This may be the most body-distorting jumpsuit since the glory days of Studio 54.
Rose Byrne attends the Women In Film 2014 Crystal + Lucy Awards held at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Los Angeles, California in a Max Mara strapless silver lamé jumpsuit accessorized with a Rauwolf clutch and Pomellato jewelry.
OHMIGOD EVERYTHING HERE IS WRONG STOP IT ROSE BYRNE JUST STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Sorry. We’re having a reaction.
Let’s just run down the list: the bodice gives her the torso of a 6-year-old, the pleats triple the size of her hips, she has a combination of giraffe AND elephant legs, and her crotch is now located half a centimeter below her belly button. Seemingly. Top it off with the drabbest little hairstyle you ever did see and a makeup job that’s downright scary and she looks like some sort of weird, stylized, unfinished drawing. Her body’s all distorted and her face is a pair of eyes floating in a blank, featureless oval.
We dub this look “Sparkly Depression.” And we declare it awful.
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