Jessica Simpson in New York City

Posted on June 11, 2014

We wouldn’t want to be the types of bitches who go around imposing rules or longing for the good old days of glamorous air travel, but we have to be honest when we say we always appreciate any fellow air traveler who ambitiously opted for an outfit with snaps, zippers and buttons, instead of one held entirely in place by drawstrings. Sure, it’s a high-security age and people shouldn’t be held to some ridiculously outmoded white glove standard for traveling around in a cramped metal tube for hours at a time. But if someone decides to put a tiny bit of effort in? We silently nod in approval.

Having said that…

 

 

Jessica-Simpson-JFK-NYC-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Jessica Simpson arrives on a flight at JFK airport in New York City carrying a Givenchy ‘Pandora’ bag.

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Jessica-Simpson-JFK-NYC-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(2B)Givenchy Large ‘Pandora’ Bag

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This strikes us as a tiny bit impractical for air travel.

It’s also a quite hilariously obvious “DON’T LOOK AT ME I’M A CELEBRITY I SAID DON’T LOOK AT ME” getup. The only way she could make herself easier to spot for the paps is if she hired someone to follow her around with a spotlight on her at all times. Or wore a sequined gown.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: MaxNY/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, barneys.com]

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