Joe Manganiello at the “Godzilla” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on May 09, 2014

Dreamy:

 

Joe-Manganiello-Godzilla-Los-Angeles-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Joe Manganiello attends the premiere of “Godzilla” at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.

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If he buttoned that jacket and took an inch of the pants hems he’d be both dreamy and perfect.  But that might be too much for us all to handle.

Great suit. And he’s one of those rare guys who can really rock a black shirt with no tie under a suit. Love the hair, not to mention the perfectly groomed beard.  Attaboy, Joe. He always was good about putting the effort in.

 

[Photo Credit: KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      Very pretty. AND he’s hiding his right had so I don’t have to look at that horrible enormous ring he sometimes sports.

      • sienna elm

        I think it’s nice that he’s keeping your needs in mind. ;)

        • Lucía Gavello

          Just look at him! He’s keeping ALL of our needs in mind.

          • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

            He is wearing clothing, so no, he is not keeping our needs in mind.

            As an aside, I am the same height as him, and I put a full body picture of me next to him and made sure our heights were the same. He has really good proportions. I have short legs and a big ole potato head, so I notice proportion a lot. His waist and shoulders are higher than mine, his head is smaller than mine, and his legs are a lot longer than mine. His arms are longer and his fingers are not stubby like mine. The only good thing my fat hands and stubby fingers are good for is playing bass — I often use my thumb for the low E. I ate a whole bucket of ice cream out of sorrowful envy.

            It really is a genetic jackpot for celebrities. I mean, the post of Angelina the other day, there was an upshot that caught her jawline just so and it was breathtaking. And that one shot of Charlize at the Met Gala, those cheekbones!

            When the space aliens abduct me and re-engineer my body from pieces of Beautiful People, it is going to be some Frankenstein shenanigans.

            Then I’m going to ply them with tequila shots and get them to do the same thing with my ex, except they will be druuuuunk.

            Speaking of tequila, shots are on me!

            • Danielle

              Don’t be morose, a guitarist’s hands (and their knowledge of how to use them, wink wink) are the sexiest thing in the world.

            • Lucía Gavello

              Yay! Sausage friday shots! I’ll chop lemons.

          • stephbellard

            He’s the kinda guy you swallow.

      • SugarSnap108

        Hiding that ring AND smiling make a world of difference to me.

    • Danielle

      Yassss girl

    • @Biting Panda

      Hey there Handsome, why don’t you take me away from all of this?

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      OH MAN I LOVE THIS MAN! :)

    • Glam Dixie

      Come to mama.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “He always was good about putting the effort in.”

      Dirty.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Thank you TLo.

    • Anna

      Hey, Joe! Catch me, I’m falling…

      In Love.

    • PlethoraofBooks

      Mmmm sausage Friday… thank you Uncles!

    • decormaven

      What a nice smile! The color of the suit is good for him, and the black shirt is properly deployed here.

      • @Biting Panda

        I want to bathe in his dimples.

        • Danielle

          He really has an insanely adorable natural smile. Wish he brought it to photocalls more often!

    • Aidan B

      Happy Sausage Friday to we!

      • holla

        happy indeed!!!

      • Coolekat

        I misread your comment and saw happy sausage Friday to wet :)

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      He is like one of those magic art paintings, the more you look, the more awesome it is.. I am mesmerised..

      must.close.this.window.now.. :)

    • Sarah

      That’s my favorite brand of sausage.

      • Vanessa Reyes

        Italian hot sausage ; )

    • Stella Zawistowski

      I’m thirsty. Gimme a tall drink of water, please.

    • MilaXX

      woof!

      • homofascist

        OMG I love your avatar.

        • MilaXX

          it looks like me!

          • Coolekat

            Several years ago I played a game using the avatar of Sarah Palin and you would not believe the things people said to me.

          • homofascist

            Which, of course, is FABULOUS. I have been a little MIA around these parts recently and just noticed it yesterday. :)

    • tereliz

      I said GODDAMN!

    • Ashleigh

      now THAT’S how you do a beard, “messy” hair and a suit with no tie! come on Ryan, Jake, etc…

      • Ashleigh

        oh. That’s what you said! HA. brilliant minds

    • majorbedhead

      Oh, sweet tapdancing christ, that man is gorgeous. I am usually not a fan of the beard-y gentlemen, but my word, he makes my lady bits feel all tingly.

    • MW

      I’m clearly alone in being unimpressed. This says ‘owner of a high-end strip club’ to me.

      • Synnae

        Considering he played one, is about to play one again, and just directed a documentary about them, he could very well be trying out for his next career move ;-)

        • Coolekat

          If you see he’s performing somewhere let me know immediately.

          • Synnae

            And let you lot in on my private lap dance? I don’t think so ;-)

    • formerlyAnon

      That’s what a beard should look like on a man in a suit.
      The smile in that last photo is weapons-grade.

    • JauntyJohn

      I vote Yes.

    • Ginger

      He still doesn’t do it for me, but he looks about a gazillion times nicer (and less douchy) when he really smiles.

    • SewingSiren

      Once I had to see Godzilla VS the Smog Monster on my birthday, because one of my brothers wanted to see it.

      • Sarah

        I watched Godzilla VS Monster Zero (Invasion of Astro-Monster) probably twenty times one weekend with my college pals. We thought it was the funniest thing Of All Time. That might’ve been the weed, but it was pretty amusing.

      • Constant Reader

        My boyfriend and I have been having fun watching the really old Godzilla movies. They are so unrealistic that they don’t cross the violence line for me and he gets to see crushed cities and nuclear blasts and the like. As long as I refrain from yelling at the screen “How did Godzilla pick that up? He doesn’t have opposable thumbs!” a good time is had by all.

        • demidaemon

          Have you seen the horribly dubbed, completely ridiculous original Japanese films? They are hilarious, especially the one with the Mothra children. Creepy LSD trip realness. But also hilarious.

          • Sarah

            That’s what Monster Zero is. I think it’s 1966 or thereabouts. SO funny.

            • Constant Reader

              When I was a kid in the 70s, there was a Creature Double Feature that came on TV every Saturday afternoon and featured all those old movies. They seem so silly now, but they scared the bejeezus out of me back then!

            • demidaemon

              I never remember the titles, just what happens in the movie.

          • Constant Reader

            We’ve seen the original with Raymond Burr (which was partly dubbed and partly narrated and acted in English by Raymond Burr and a cast on a Hollywood soundstage, and then that footage was inserted in the original Japanese movie) and Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster — which was, disappointingly, subtitled. It was still pretty hilarious, though, and Mothra makes a cameo appearance.

    • http://sharialbert.com shazziz

      Yummy.

    • mlurve

      YAYYYYY SAUSAGE FRIDAY!!

      …I have nothing of substance to add.

    • Qdahling

      Thank you thank you

      God bless Sausage Friday

    • TropiCarla

      TGIF, bitches!

    • deech_sea

      As Alcide Herveaux would say, “Aaaoooooooo!”

    • Wink

      Please sir, I want some more.

    • Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

      and THAT’S how you wear a beard kiddies.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Such a pleasure to have Joe here to elevate our Sausage Friday-and it’s getting all kinds of hot in here….

    • mjude

      yum…so nice

    • Kitten Mittons

      This is the exact reason I need a fainting couch at work. I have no idea why my requisition got rejected, clearly this is a legitimate expense. Because Dimples.

      • Danielle

        I had to get crafty and build one out of printer paper boxes.

        • Lisalady161

          Bahahahahaha!

        • Kitten Mittons

          Genius. You should be a manager.

          • Danielle

            Assistant to the regional manager, at least.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Oh, bump yourself up to Assistant Regional Manager. You deserve it.

      • Anna

        Employers really need to be more sensitive to this issue, Manganiellopulmonary Arrest can be a serious condition. I included a list of symptoms on my claim form: shortness of breath, over-heating, fainting and heart palpitations, and I also got rejected.

        • Danielle

          Did you include possible ovary combustion?

          • Anna

            Shit. That was a costly oversight. Will re-apply.

          • Kitten Mittons

            Also, drool spots on your clothes. Dry cleaning is expensive.

            And I kind of licked my computer screen and it blacked out for a minute. Please add those to my form.

    • Julie Chase

      Nnnnggh. I am such a sucker for his salt and pepper beard.

    • greymain

      grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • padma sallah

      *fans self* This is all very pleasing to the eyes. Except the shoes. I wish they were a different colour. But that’s just a minor quibble.

    • MartyBellerMask

      The Patron Saint of Sausage Friday.

      • KT

        Totally. Viva Sausage Friday!!!

    • rockin robin

      Wow, suddenly my day just got a lot better. Thanks, uncles!

    • ashtangajunkie

      Oh. Mah. Gah.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Yes, he is dreamy. That’s the perfect word for him.

    • Lisalady161

      Holy….that smile in the last photo. Takes your breath away, doesn’t he?

    • KT

      Upon opening this post, I involuntarily uttered, “DAMN” under my breath. Joe Manganiello turns me into a gawking construction worker, apparently.

    • bhl_1123

      THANK YOU!

    • Jessica Freeman

      One of the few men who make be want to procreate. Because science.

    • RescueMe23

      Just once – I wanna do him just once. That’s all I ask Lord.

    • B_C_J

      DIVINE

    • Synnae

      He’s 6’5″ with long legs – how the hell did he manage to pick a pair of pants that needed hemming!?!?
      Other than that, no gaudy ring, hair and bear perfectly groom and looking adorable smiling. Great sausage friday post boys!

    • LambeeBaby

      ***swoon***

    • PeggyOC

      He doesn’t move my trousers, so to speak, but he’s generally really well dressed. For a guy his size, that can be tough, but his tailoring is usually impeccable. Good for him for putting in the effort and WITFU.

    • WendyD

      WANT.

    • Imasewsure

      I like this guy…. hunky and also knows what his job is on the RC

    • marlie

      ROWR. You’ll have to excuse me for a few minutes.

    • nycfan

      Once you alerted me that his hem was included in one of the photos, I went back and also noticed that he could have had a nicer pair of shoes. But let’s just say none of that occurred to me until after reading the critique that followed the photos.

    • yethica

      This comment string is the best thing all day. Yes, Joe is dreamy, but you all are way too funny for words.

    • James

      Hello there.

    • Mr. J.

      WHO placed him in front of a pointy skyscraper? And the center of the “O” in Godzilla that looks like the Washington Monument? Overkill not necessary….he IS overkill……Please, Godzilla, break down my door tonight!!!!

    • e jerry powell

      I’m gonna cut his right hand off.

      NO HANDS IN POCKETS!

      Other than that, I’m having his baby.

    • demidaemon

      Yummy. but I’m pretty much ready to call a moratorium on black shirts for men on the RC. So tired of them.

    • Sara__B

      Happy sighs are about all I can manage.

    • jkatkins

      Swoon.

    • suzinrva

      Not usually one for beefcake but hearing him on a podcast or two has shown me that beefcake and sincere charm can exist in one nearly perfect vessel.

    • t bell

      Can you imagine walking in your bedroom and find him plopped on your bed wearing nothing but that ring?

      • Mr. J.

        Unfortunately, I can.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      be still, my heart…

    • Man Dala

      Yas Gawd!

    • Patricia Groves Dobrowski

      Oh, those sweet, soft brown eyes in the third pic. I could spend hours gazing into those. I could spend days.

    • smayper

      There have been so many awful beards on celeb men lately that I was prepared to hate his just on principle…but impossible. I love the grooming and the fact that it is streaky with grey. Why does that look so good?

    • shopgirl716

      Drool. He looks like sex on a stick.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Him, I don’t like. I’m not sure why.

    • Michelle Gennari

      Trey adorbs.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      And he’s wearing a belt!

    • Kristobel

      GOTDAYUM.

    • Nicoclaws

      Cute club owner.
      It’s the first time I could find him a little bit attractive.

    • OffToSeeHim

      He’s the guy you want to point at and tell the other men, “Look, he’s wearing a suit without a tie and doesn’t look like a douche! THAT’S how you do that!” Honestly, I think it’s the expression on his face that sells it. He doesn’t look obnoxiously full of himself.