There’s just too many of these couture bitches piling up, darlings! Time to do this Quick n’ Dirty style. Driveby bitchery. Are you up for it?
WE SAID “ARE YOU UP FOR IT?”
We haven’t much liked her red carpet turns as of late, but this suits her perfectly. It’d be plain on another lady, but it’s striking on her. Hair and earrings are doing the job.
Ladies! Ladies! You’re dropping eggs all over our floor! Get a hold of yourselves!
We’re so bleh on the two of them separately, but combined, they become a Void of Ambivalence. Having said that, they really look like muthafuckin movie stars.
They’re not, though. They just look like them.
YES, MAMA! T AND LO ARE HERE FOR YOU, GIRL.
We think K Stew handles the Cowgirl Glam a little better, but this still works for us. A lot of gals couldn’t handle this one.
That’s the prettiest thing she’s worn – and the prettiest she herself has looked – in a while. Nicely done. Very soft and romantic.
Dammit. We wanted her to show up in Chanel chaps and a Chanel cowboy hat. We would have bet money on it. Instead she showed up in a dress that looks like it’s disintegrating from the ground up.
Of course, dear.
P.S.: You look 45.
Shirley Partridge goes to the Met Gala.
We LOVE this. We don’t care what the rest of the world says. It’s so off the beaten path and so very her.
We don’t love the way they’re styled, but those dresses are stunning. Possibly the best things we’ve ever seen them in.
We’re getting the mop.
That was lovely of you to stop by on your way home from brunch, dear, but really, you shouldn’t have.
If she had wings and a domino mask, she’d look like a supervillainess.
That’s not a criticism.
Another case of someone looking better – and wearing something more beautiful – than we’ve seen in some time. That’s a really eye-catching, unusual look and it works great for her.
The bust does absolutely nothing for her, and the styling makes her look way too much like Tracy Flick.
SHUTTING IT THE HELL DOWN.
That is the quintessential Rodarte dress.
That wasn’t a compliment.
We once heard a fashion editor say “Y’know, I really don’t get Rodarte…” and we wept tears of joy. Figuratively speaking.
Soft and pretty. This was the time and place for her to indulge her tastes. We’re just happy she let Uncle Oscar take care of her. He knows the difference between “twee” and “elegant.”
Her hair and face look underdone and those are not the jewelry pieces we would have chosen for this look. Pendants, ladies. They don’t bite.
We could get behind a tiered skirt, but we think this would look better with three smaller, less exuberant tiers, rather than two giant ones.
More to come, darlings.
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