Dane DeHaan in Prada at “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″ Germany Premiere

Posted on April 18, 2014

Today seems to be the Friday of the Badly Fitted Suit or something. Did all the tailors in Hollywood go on strike? Is there a sudden and unexpected shortage of hemming tape?

 

Dane-DeHaan-Spiderman-Berlin-Premiere-Prada-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)Dane DeHaan attends the premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro” in Berlin, Germany in Prada.

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Like we said last time, we get what he’s going for here, and we think he’s well-suited (pun intended) to pull that sort of Euro-PeeWee look off, but he and/or whoever’s dressing him just can’t seem to get the details right. The sleeves are too long and the pants are both too full and too long. A tapered pant and a better fitted jacket with a pair of classic Chelsea boots and he’d be good to go. Also an undershirt. Guys, if we can see your skin tone through your dress shirt, you need an undershirt. We don’t make the rules here, we only report them. Like Gay Moses coming down the mountain.

 

 

 

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    • Emily Smith

      So uh…what are the ten commandments then. I would like to here the TLo version.

    • @Biting Panda

      All I see is a boy Chloe Grace Moritz.

      • Leah Elzinga

        that’s a twin movie I’d pay to see.

      • Sam Smith

        I see younger brother of Leo.

    • Aurora Leigh

      There is something about this young man that I find distinctly consumptive.

      • DebbieLovesShoes

        “Consumptive” – great word.

    • phylora

      He’ll always be the troubled teen in “In Treatment” to me.

    • hughman

      “COUCHELLA POTATO –

      In this high-spirited family comedy, father Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella to take his young son played by Dane Dehaan. Hi-jinks ensue when Leo dances like a dad and goes Youtube viral and his embarrassed but loving son teaches him how to twerk and get down like the other attendees. They learn about life, about love, but mostly about the power of the Dance.”

      • largishbearishAtlish

        In this live marionette film set in futuristic England set in 2036….

        seems bad retro marionette creepy to me…anyone looking for the strings? looks like a wig or something…erm…

      • Jen

        Kickstarter time.

    • JG

      His hair always looks dirty to me.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      David Bowie at 9?

    • Steve Ek

      I cannot remember not wearing an undershirt under a dress shirt that was not at least “toast” in color. And then I would wear a colored one. Who the hell wants to broadcast pit stains when you take your jacket off. And, frankly, undershirts make the clothes that live on the top half of your bod last much longer. A 3 for $8.99 Hanes from Target will keep that $500 Varvatos dress shirt looking fresh much longer.

      • demidaemon

        I don’t get it either. I thought this was common sense.

    • sienna elm

      All I can see is DiCaprio’s younger brother

      • Trickytrisha

        Younger, dorkier brother.

    • a_liking

      he really should get a better makeup job sometime. some eyeliner, maybe? something to define his face.

    • Tee

      “Gay Moses coming down the mountain.” LO freakin’ L!

      • Judih1

        ditto

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          Me, too.

    • Comfy

      Greazy.

    • mrspotts66

      he looks like leonardo dicaprio in “what’s eating gilbert grape” (especially in the 3rd picture).
      beautiful blue eyes!

    • prisma

      I think I feel about slips the way TLo feel about undershirts. They serve an important function.

    • MilaXX

      Totally agree with all of T & Lo’s criticisms of this suit. I like the idea of the look better than the actuality.

    • demidaemon

      Ha! I can’t get behind the Euro PeeWee look, unfortunately, but all of Tlo’s criticisms are quite valid. I’m just not feeling the entire style.

    • decormaven

      Euro Pee Wee – nailed it.

    • Bonnie Blue

      I saw baby David Bowie until others mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio and even Chloe Moretz…amazing how he looks like all of them. I also don’t understand not wearing an undershirt when a man wears a thinner light colored dress shirt. There are a couple of men at work who don’t wear them under light shirts, and let’s just say I end up seeing things I don’t want to see. I really don’t want to see our VP’s chest hair, for example.

    • what not

      He looks like the new Edward Furlong. Stay safe, kid.

    • OffToSeeHim

      That guy creeps me out.

      • Mr. J.

        Poor kid, he always looks evil….Maybe he’s headed to Game of Thrones?

    • pookiesmom

      He looks like a cross between Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber. That is not a good combination.

    • LadyVimes

      That color combination washes him out.

    • boweryboy

      He has an oddly proportioned body: small head, long neck, long arms and legs, and a short torso. So it seems suits fit him weird no matter what. He should invest in having something custom made or tailored for his proportions which I think would be a vast improvement.

      Also, maybe do something different with the hair.

      Also also, not body snarking just making an observation.

    • blue808

      It’s so uncanny how he looks like Leo Di’s little brother!

    • Gatto Nero

      Why is it suddenly that all these wispy young men are appearing in too-tight jackets? The jackets seem to fit well in the shoulders and then pull at the waist.
      I’m honestly baffled.

    • Imasewsure

      I like the effort but the ultimate effect. He is really interesting though….

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      Why are his eyes so red and puffy? Seasonal allergies? Celebrating 4/20 a bit early?? As an aside, is that VPH (visable penis head) in the 1st pic???