Coachella 2014 Watch

Posted on April 14, 2014

Yes, darlings! It’s once again time for Stankboot 2014, aka the Coachella Music Festival. Celebrities! Marijuana! Hilarious clothing choices! Come join us, won’t you?

 

Kellan Lutz

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He has six outfits packed in that little bag and he’s ready for ANYTHING.

 

 

Katy Perry
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Ah, yes. The “I had two fucks to give and I left them in the back seat of my limo” look.

 

 

Michael Polish and Kate Bosworth
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 Her romper looks like it was made out of table runners and her shoes look like something you’d use to restrain patients in a 19th Century asylum.

 

 

Dianna Agron
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Because no desert music festival is complete unless you pack your cocktail dress, amirite, girls?
 

Paul Khoury and Ashley Greene
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Aw, they look kind of cute. We can’t hate, except for…STANKBOOT.

 

 

Joe Jonas
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The Jonas Brothers all dress totally gay.

There. We said it.

 

 

Zoe Kravitz
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Stank.

Boot.

 

 

Fergie
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 What’s with the tap shoes?

 

 

Rose McGowan
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 Stuck in 1999. Tragique.

 

 

Kylie Jenner and Selena Gomez
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Assholes.

Oh, sorry. That was harsh. We probably should’ve …

Nope. Assholes.

 

 

Evan Peters and Emma Roberts
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 Dude, they’re so normcore we can practically smell it.

 

 

Jared Leto
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God bless this fey little Rocker Pixie Jesus.  We think we love him.

 

 

Vanessa Hudgens
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” TAKE MY PICTURE/DON’T LOOK AT ME/TAKE MY PICTURE/DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!”

Also: STANKBOOT.

 

 

 

 

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