Everyone Wants to Be: Rihanna at the Miu Miu Fall 2014 Fashion Show

Posted on March 06, 2014

And now, Coat Porn for the more … adventurous gals in the audience.



Rihanna-Miu-Miu-Fashion-Show-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Rihanna attends the Miu Miu fashion show in Paris, France in Prada.

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Rihanna-Miu-Miu-Fashion-Show-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Prada Fall 2014 Collection

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Shut up, it’s fabulous. Rihanna said so.

After the show, she and her henchmen robbed a French bank and had a shootout on top of a train with James Bond. Or they should have, anyway.




[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, IMAXtree]

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  • @Biting Panda


    No, I don’t like the coat, but this bitch will not be denied. I know when to do as I am told.

    • stubbornthoughts

      My thoughts exactly! I swear, this is the image Miley Cyrus tries to pull off but far less successfully than Rihanna.

      • demidaemon

        That is because Miley is trying. Rihanna just is.

        • Evan

          Yes, it’s the difference between effortless and try-hard.

  • DKBB

    That coat is just fun! And she OWNS it!

  • Sarah

    Haha, those are totally henchmen. I hope they handled the shooting, because it would be hard to balance on top of the train with those stilettos. (I hate that coat so much I will refrain from commenting on the many ways it is assaulting my eyes.)

    • Lucía Gavello

      It is one step away from that abomination Gerard Butler fished out of a swamp and wore the other day… I’m sorry Rihanna, please don’t send your henchmen to break my bones, I bruise like a peach.

  • MilaXX

    If she could act she would make the perfect Emma Peele in a Avengers remake. This one is okay, but I want the red fake fur she wore earlier this week.

    • lundibleu

      I’m quite glad she doesn’t act much, reading that. Because she does kinda look the part 🙂

  • MikeW_Vegas

    How many muppets have died recently for coats? are any of them going to be available for the movie premiere in two weeks?

    • d4divine


  • Akemi

    Muppet Murder!

  • That’s not coat porn, that is a coat orgy already in progress. (Of course Rihanna is in the center of it…)

  • Danielle

    No one else on Earth could pull this off and she knows it. Bless.

  • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie


  • OffToSeeHim

    That’s not skewing, “Streetwalking extra in a late-70’s movie” to anybody else? Really?

    • Gatto Nero

      Now that you mention it.

    • demidaemon

      It does a little. And yet she’s still fierce and fabulous, despite those connotations.

    • lbl

      A lot of her outfits lean towards streetwalker in some decade or another. I’ve become desensitized.

    • fursa_saida

      Sure it is. That’s one reason I enjoy it.

  • butterflysunita

    I don’t know why this is fabulous, but it is.
    Love that Rihanna and Lupita sat next to each other at the Miu Miu show.

  • Pennymac

    She might not need such a heavy coat with dead muppet embellishments if she’d remembered to wear pants….

    • kimmeister

      I’m not entirely sure what she even has on underneath. A leotard? Just a shirt?

  • BobStPaul

    That may be coat porn but in the worst possible way.

  • lundibleu

    Oh but of COURSE Rihanna can make tricksy Prada work. Of course she can, why didn’t we think of that before?

    Not sure I like anything she’s wearing, but it all works on her. And possibly only her.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      I think that only Rihanna could have made this work. It’s almost a cartoon of a coat, but somehow on her it’s passable.

      • lundibleu

        She is, in many ways, a bit of a cartoon herself at times.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          RiRi could be the subject of a really fun graphic novel-RiRi does Paris, etc..

          • lundibleu

            Ooh, there’s an idea. RiRi, a cross between Anna Wintour and Tintin. No small dog, but a selection of fabulous coats and bitchy expressions, saving the day on her terms, and hers alone.

  • Imasewsure

    Burn the pattern. That coat is RiRi’s ONLY
    Love love it on her in all of her Bond vixen glory

  • CeeRich

    Proof that she makes everything work. She is selling that rainbow shearling!

  • kmk05

    And THIS is how you do a bob, Katy Perry.

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    Wow, she must have some kind of magical powers. Always looks stunning.

  • Gatto Nero

    Thigh-highs with sandals?
    Only on her.

    • marlie

      Doesn’t even work on her.

      • Gatto Nero

        I agree. (It was intentionally ambiguous.) Only on her might some be tempted to forgive (or praise) it, but it’s still a bridge too far.
        Still, I give her credit for the coat, makeup, shades and purple scarf. And attitude.

        • H3ff

          The purple scarf really makes it work.

    • kimmeister

      Wow, you made me go back to look, I had thought they were boots.

  • KT

    Ugh no. I love that she goes for bold, but this is not good. It’s both cartoonish and trampy at the same time. Horton hears a whore. And I don’t know if I want that for Horton.

    • Kitten Mittons

      I love this! Will be chuckling all day at that one.
      Still scrolling through the other comments, but does anyone know what she has on underneath? Is that just a body suit/leotard?
      Run, Horton, run….

  • Love the fabulous matte lipstick.

    Only she could pull that coat off.

    • CPK1

      I am so feeling that lipstick..Wish I could pull it off.

  • imspinningaround

    Have any of you ever seen the movie Pootie Tang? No? Well then you MUST watch it. Louis C.K. wrote it. It’s a masterpiece.

    Anyway, this look is head to toe Biggie Shorty chic and I am LIVING FOR IT.

    • Sarah

      Well, when you put it in Pootie Tang context, I’m so much more on board. And I second the plugging of that movie – it is frikkin’ hilarious.

    • julnyes

      He wrote Pootie Tang!! I had no clue, I thought Chris Rock wrote it for some reason. I love that insane movie!

  • demidaemon

    I don’t know how she does it, but she makes even the weirdest, WTF stuff look fabulous. It’s a superpower, obviously.

  • Jecca2244

    the security for this show with all these celebs must have been PAINFUL

  • mrspotts66

    that coat is fug. even she can’t pull it off.

  • formerlyAnon

    She and her henchmen need to be on stickers, or magnets, that I could cover my notebooks and fridge with.

    Because she is about as much the incarnation of “Be me” in a languid, bored, FABULOUSLY GLAMOROUS woman’s voice as one can be post-1968 without a [vintage-or-really-older] dress by Adrian.

  • Anne At Large

    My immediate thought was “best Bond villainess ever”. My BK training is starting to pay off!

  • htdp1

    That lipstick is fantastic. Her makeup artist deserves a raise, and a round of applause.

    • Alyssa

      No joke! That is her shade of red.

  • DominoEstella

    That is Pimperiffic!

  • Kelly

    Adore the henchmen.

  • marlie

    Not even RiRi can pull off that hideous coat, thigh-highs, and “naked” shoes.

    • And is that Charlie Brown’s sweater underneath?

      If it were thigh-high boots I might be able to come onboard, but it’s the socks and naked shoes that kill it for me.

    • OffToSeeHim

      Oh ew. I hadn’t noticed that, but now I can’t unsee it. Ick.

  • St. Ace

    I guess Clyde finally upgraded from Shy Ronnie and updated her look.

  • DeTrop

    I like it. It’s a fun moment and everyone needs a fun moment.

  • Little_Olive

    It hasn’t been long enough since Dennis Rodman went away for a revival.

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    Sometimes I wonder if Lady Gaga secretly hates Rihanna for pulling off these looks without looking like she’s trying too hard.

  • embers618

    I like everything from the neck up, and I like the idea of some other elements – the scarf with the sweater mini-dress, the thigh highs, the coat – just not these particular elements all together, and definitely not with naked shoes!

  • Pablo

    By adventurous gals we are referring to 80’s strippers right?

  • B_C_J

    In the context of where she is, it’s fine. Otherwise, it’s high-priced call girl chic.

  • Tatiana Luján

    This is hideous.

  • Julie Chase

    Girl, that IS your coat.

  • OhSheila

    I totally didn’t notice those were naked shoes and not a weird boot so in that case, she won. Also, NOBODY rocks a red lip like her. It’s always so crisp and defined…The outfits terrible, but I actively hate the Miu Miu aesthetic. Like, the way most BKs hate Stella.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    Love! Fab and Fierce!

  • MarissaLG

    HID. Top to toe.

  • MoreShoes

    Ah what a pity…Carnival season is just over! It looks like a kid’s project with a coat from the thrift store.

  • KinoEye

    “After the show, she and her henchmen robbed a French bank and had a shootout on top of a train with James Bond.” Giving further credence to my Rihanna as Carmen Sandiego idea. I should hate this. But I’m really warming up to both RiRi and her music lately (totally out-of-character for me, but it’s better than I thought!) so I love this. I think she’s probably the only one who could pull it off, though.

  • MissFern

    Is she wearing a bathing suit underneath?

  • webslice33

    love the coat..miley can also pull it off!

  • I must have missed the hooker in Speed Racer.

  • Sabin

    I really will just never find blaxploitation-film costuming attractive.

  • lalahartma

    Um, no.

  • Susan Velazquez

    Rihanna should be the new face of Prada.

  • Cindy Bartlett Zigler

    loving the coat! she is serving it up!! not a look a lot of ladies can carry off, but by God, she certainly is!

  • DesertDweller79

    LOL. No to the coat, but yes to the henchmen! She totally has henchmen! That is awesome.

  • kimmeister

    That thing (things?) on her ear terrifies me.

  • Lorelei_D

    I am morally opposed to stockings with sandals!!

  • guest2visits

    Yes she looks pretty damn good. It’s a strange arrangement but it works for her. She looks like the Rihanna version of Priss in BladeRunner. One less tattoo and a few less holes in her cartilage would be even better.

  • mjmiller77

    fierce. I’m bowing down…

  • a_liking

    yeah, this only works because it’s Rihanna and she has The Attitude to pull it off.
    but more importantly — what is going on with the purple thing?? it’s around her neck and disappears into her sweater over her breast – almost looks like a leotard with a choker neck – seems bizarre.

  • anotherkate

    Rihanna just wins. Always.
    And I realize that we’re like 6 Miu Miu posts in–but why is Miu Miu showing in Paris, not Milan?