Everyone Wants to Be: Rihanna at the Miu Miu Fall 2014 Fashion Show

Posted on March 06, 2014

And now, Coat Porn for the more … adventurous gals in the audience.

 

 

Rihanna-Miu-Miu-Fashion-Show-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Rihanna attends the Miu Miu fashion show in Paris, France in Prada.

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Rihanna-Miu-Miu-Fashion-Show-Prada-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Prada Fall 2014 Collection

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Shut up, it’s fabulous. Rihanna said so.

After the show, she and her henchmen robbed a French bank and had a shootout on top of a train with James Bond. Or they should have, anyway.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, IMAXtree]

    • @Biting Panda

      Fierce!!

      No, I don’t like the coat, but this bitch will not be denied. I know when to do as I am told.

      • stubbornthoughts

        My thoughts exactly! I swear, this is the image Miley Cyrus tries to pull off but far less successfully than Rihanna.

        • demidaemon

          That is because Miley is trying. Rihanna just is.

          • Evan

            Yes, it’s the difference between effortless and try-hard.

    • DKBB

      That coat is just fun! And she OWNS it!

    • Sarah

      Haha, those are totally henchmen. I hope they handled the shooting, because it would be hard to balance on top of the train with those stilettos. (I hate that coat so much I will refrain from commenting on the many ways it is assaulting my eyes.)

      • Lucía Gavello

        It is one step away from that abomination Gerard Butler fished out of a swamp and wore the other day… I’m sorry Rihanna, please don’t send your henchmen to break my bones, I bruise like a peach.

    • MilaXX

      If she could act she would make the perfect Emma Peele in a Avengers remake. This one is okay, but I want the red fake fur she wore earlier this week.

      • lundibleu

        I’m quite glad she doesn’t act much, reading that. Because she does kinda look the part :)

    • MikeW_Vegas

      How many muppets have died recently for coats? are any of them going to be available for the movie premiere in two weeks?

      • d4divine

        LOL

    • Akemi

      Muppet Murder!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      That’s not coat porn, that is a coat orgy already in progress. (Of course Rihanna is in the center of it…)

    • Danielle

      No one else on Earth could pull this off and she knows it. Bless.

    • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Fabulous

    • OffToSeeHim

      That’s not skewing, “Streetwalking extra in a late-70′s movie” to anybody else? Really?

      • Gatto Nero

        Now that you mention it.

      • demidaemon

        It does a little. And yet she’s still fierce and fabulous, despite those connotations.

      • lbl

        A lot of her outfits lean towards streetwalker in some decade or another. I’ve become desensitized.

      • fursa_saida

        Sure it is. That’s one reason I enjoy it.

    • butterflysunita

      I don’t know why this is fabulous, but it is.
      Love that Rihanna and Lupita sat next to each other at the Miu Miu show.

    • Pennymac

      She might not need such a heavy coat with dead muppet embellishments if she’d remembered to wear pants….

      • kimmeister

        I’m not entirely sure what she even has on underneath. A leotard? Just a shirt?

    • BobStPaul

      That may be coat porn but in the worst possible way.

    • lundibleu

      Oh but of COURSE Rihanna can make tricksy Prada work. Of course she can, why didn’t we think of that before?

      Not sure I like anything she’s wearing, but it all works on her. And possibly only her.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I think that only Rihanna could have made this work. It’s almost a cartoon of a coat, but somehow on her it’s passable.

        • lundibleu

          She is, in many ways, a bit of a cartoon herself at times.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            RiRi could be the subject of a really fun graphic novel-RiRi does Paris, etc..

            • lundibleu

              Ooh, there’s an idea. RiRi, a cross between Anna Wintour and Tintin. No small dog, but a selection of fabulous coats and bitchy expressions, saving the day on her terms, and hers alone.

    • Imasewsure

      Burn the pattern. That coat is RiRi’s ONLY
      Love love it on her in all of her Bond vixen glory

    • CeeRich

      Proof that she makes everything work. She is selling that rainbow shearling!

    • kmk05

      And THIS is how you do a bob, Katy Perry.

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Wow, she must have some kind of magical powers. Always looks stunning.

    • Gatto Nero

      Thigh-highs with sandals?
      Only on her.

      • marlie

        Doesn’t even work on her.

        • Gatto Nero

          I agree. (It was intentionally ambiguous.) Only on her might some be tempted to forgive (or praise) it, but it’s still a bridge too far.
          Still, I give her credit for the coat, makeup, shades and purple scarf. And attitude.

          • H3ff

            The purple scarf really makes it work.

      • kimmeister

        Wow, you made me go back to look, I had thought they were boots.

    • KT

      Ugh no. I love that she goes for bold, but this is not good. It’s both cartoonish and trampy at the same time. Horton hears a whore. And I don’t know if I want that for Horton.

      • Kitten Mittons

        I love this! Will be chuckling all day at that one.
        Still scrolling through the other comments, but does anyone know what she has on underneath? Is that just a body suit/leotard?
        Run, Horton, run….

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

      Love the fabulous matte lipstick.

      Only she could pull that coat off.

      • CPK1

        I am so feeling that lipstick..Wish I could pull it off.

    • imspinningaround

      Have any of you ever seen the movie Pootie Tang? No? Well then you MUST watch it. Louis C.K. wrote it. It’s a masterpiece.

      Anyway, this look is head to toe Biggie Shorty chic and I am LIVING FOR IT.

      • Sarah

        Well, when you put it in Pootie Tang context, I’m so much more on board. And I second the plugging of that movie – it is frikkin’ hilarious.

      • julnyes

        He wrote Pootie Tang!! I had no clue, I thought Chris Rock wrote it for some reason. I love that insane movie!

    • demidaemon

      I don’t know how she does it, but she makes even the weirdest, WTF stuff look fabulous. It’s a superpower, obviously.

    • Jecca2244

      the security for this show with all these celebs must have been PAINFUL

    • mrspotts66

      that coat is fug. even she can’t pull it off.

    • formerlyAnon

      She and her henchmen need to be on stickers, or magnets, that I could cover my notebooks and fridge with.

      Because she is about as much the incarnation of “Be me” in a languid, bored, FABULOUSLY GLAMOROUS woman’s voice as one can be post-1968 without a [vintage-or-really-older] dress by Adrian.

    • Anne At Large

      My immediate thought was “best Bond villainess ever”. My BK training is starting to pay off!

    • htdp1

      That lipstick is fantastic. Her makeup artist deserves a raise, and a round of applause.

      • Alyssa

        No joke! That is her shade of red.

    • DominoEstella

      That is Pimperiffic!

    • Kelly

      Adore the henchmen.

    • marlie

      Not even RiRi can pull off that hideous coat, thigh-highs, and “naked” shoes.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

        And is that Charlie Brown’s sweater underneath?

        If it were thigh-high boots I might be able to come onboard, but it’s the socks and naked shoes that kill it for me.

      • OffToSeeHim

        Oh ew. I hadn’t noticed that, but now I can’t unsee it. Ick.

    • St. Ace

      I guess Clyde finally upgraded from Shy Ronnie and updated her look.

    • DeTrop

      I like it. It’s a fun moment and everyone needs a fun moment.

    • Little_Olive

      It hasn’t been long enough since Dennis Rodman went away for a revival.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      Sometimes I wonder if Lady Gaga secretly hates Rihanna for pulling off these looks without looking like she’s trying too hard.

    • embers618

      I like everything from the neck up, and I like the idea of some other elements – the scarf with the sweater mini-dress, the thigh highs, the coat – just not these particular elements all together, and definitely not with naked shoes!

    • Pablo

      By adventurous gals we are referring to 80′s strippers right?

    • B_C_J

      In the context of where she is, it’s fine. Otherwise, it’s high-priced call girl chic.

    • Tatiana Luján

      This is hideous.

    • Julie Chase

      Girl, that IS your coat.

    • OhSheila

      I totally didn’t notice those were naked shoes and not a weird boot so in that case, she won. Also, NOBODY rocks a red lip like her. It’s always so crisp and defined…The outfits terrible, but I actively hate the Miu Miu aesthetic. Like, the way most BKs hate Stella.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      Love! Fab and Fierce!

    • MarissaLG

      HID. Top to toe.

    • MoreShoes

      Ah what a pity…Carnival season is just over! It looks like a kid’s project with a coat from the thrift store.

    • KinoEye

      “After the show, she and her henchmen robbed a French bank and had a shootout on top of a train with James Bond.” Giving further credence to my Rihanna as Carmen Sandiego idea. I should hate this. But I’m really warming up to both RiRi and her music lately (totally out-of-character for me, but it’s better than I thought!) so I love this. I think she’s probably the only one who could pull it off, though.

    • MissFern

      Is she wearing a bathing suit underneath?

    • webslice33

      love the coat..miley can also pull it off!

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      I must have missed the hooker in Speed Racer.

    • Sabin

      I really will just never find blaxploitation-film costuming attractive.

    • lalahartma

      Um, no.

    • Susan Velazquez

      Rihanna should be the new face of Prada.

    • Cindy Bartlett Zigler

      loving the coat! she is serving it up!! not a look a lot of ladies can carry off, but by God, she certainly is!

    • DesertDweller79

      LOL. No to the coat, but yes to the henchmen! She totally has henchmen! That is awesome.

    • kimmeister

      That thing (things?) on her ear terrifies me.

    • Lorelei_D

      I am morally opposed to stockings with sandals!!

    • guest2visits

      Yes she looks pretty damn good. It’s a strange arrangement but it works for her. She looks like the Rihanna version of Priss in BladeRunner. One less tattoo and a few less holes in her cartilage would be even better.

    • mjmiller77

      fierce. I’m bowing down…

    • a_liking

      yeah, this only works because it’s Rihanna and she has The Attitude to pull it off.
      but more importantly — what is going on with the purple thing?? it’s around her neck and disappears into her sweater over her breast – almost looks like a leotard with a choker neck – seems bizarre.

    • anotherkate

      Rihanna just wins. Always.
      And I realize that we’re like 6 Miu Miu posts in–but why is Miu Miu showing in Paris, not Milan?