Miss Rita simply couldn’t decide what to wear that night, so she simply wore everything. Or maybe she had blindfolded people dress her; just for fun. Or maybe she ran headlong into an overcrowded closet and wore whatever landed on her. Or maybe she was really tired and these pieces were all within arm’s length.
What we’re trying to say here is, it’s been a while since we’ve seen an outfit as mismatched as this one.
Absolutely nothing goes with anything else in this look. All the blues clash, the jewelry is dead-wrong for the look, and the thigh-highs are dead-wrong for a dress shaped like that. Even the gold purse is wrong. It’s not hard to match metallics, so you really have to be wallowing in a pool of don’t-give-a-shit to get something that basic wrong.
And the sad part is, that’s a fun little dress. She could’ve done a lot with that as her starting point.
[Photo Credit: PRN, Justin Paludipan/PR Photos]