Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 03, 2011

Precious unborn fawns, it’s Friday and it’s June, so let’s just give a bunch of red carpet also-rans the once-around and get the hell out of here, shall we? Onetwothree…GO!

 

Courtney Love attends the ‘Hogan And Big Bambu’ Cocktail Party in Venice, Italy.


It’s dead girl prom dress. Local legends say she rises out of the swamp every year on prom night and drags some poor sexually active student down into the murky depths with her. The student drowns, but she pops right back up to the surface thanks to her floatation devices.

 

Susan Sarandon hosts the Perrier-Jouet 200th Anniversary Party in New York City in MaxMara.


Susan, we love you, but the cougar thing is played out and your dress looks like something you wear to apply your makeup.

 

La La Vazquez attends the 2011 Fresh Air Fund Salute To American Heroes in New York City in a Halston Heritage dress.


It’s a great color on her but there’s too much draping and pulling and the effect doesn’t flatter her.

Heather Graham attends the “Kimchi Chronicles” Launch Party in LA in Donna Karan.


It’s a pretty great dress but it’s not working with her coloring. She looks too washed out. Hate the shoes too.

Leelee Sobieski attends the Cinema Society, Gucci & the Film Foundation screening of “La Dolce Vita” in New York City in a Versus dress.


Why does her head look pasted on to her body? Is it the anchorwoman hair? Cute dress, but we wouldn’t have recommended black ankle straps with such a summery look.

 

Emma Roberts attends a sneak peek for her new movie “The Art of Getting By” in Los Angeles in an ASOS dress.


She’s all one color from head to toe. She looks like a Band-Aid.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]

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