Aja Naomi King, Amber Heard, Camila Cabello, Helen Mirren and Kat Graham at L’Oréal’s Paris Fashion Show

Posted on October 04, 2021

We’re not even going to attempt to front here. You wouldn’t respect us if we did, so let’s get this out on the table right now: We’re only here for Dame Helen, but we figured it would be unfair to the other ladies to pretend they weren’t there.


Helen Mirren in Azzaro

Look at this absolute fucking queen. We are but servants to your fierceness, Your Majesty. The Queen of the sovereign nation of Fuckinfantastica should wear whatever makes her happy and we would never suggest she suffer even a moment’s discomfort, but godDAMN would we love it if she ever served up this much attitude on a red carpet. Those shoes are FLAMAZING.

L’Oreal staged this runway show in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower during Paris Fashion Week and celebrated the 50th anniversary of their now iconic tagline “Because you’re worth it.” Other famous ladies walked, but none of them with the fierceness of your queen.


Aja Naomi King

Great color, low-key cute. Feels like she’s working it to make a basic pantsuit come off more interesting.



Amber Heard in Elie Saab

While we can’t sign off on the fuzzy pits or split sleeves, this color looks great on her and she’s got a flair for flares.




Camila Cabello in Giambattista Valli

Yikes. Not her fault, but that is one cheap and flimsy frock.



Kat Graham

We’re not sure the proportions really work and of course we have a longstanding thing about fringe, but it does look like a fun dress to wear.



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