As we’ve said many a time over the last three months of lockdown, we’ll take our celebrity style wherever we can get it. And because this is a time when people are stressed and starting to question the world around them, we’ve silently maintained a promise to ourselves and everyone else that, in this not-so-brave new world, perhaps it would be best to temper our natural bitchy dispositions. We’ve been talking a lot lately about how we’re going to approach our celebrity fashion coverage going forward, with the assumption that a kinder, gentler approach is what everyone’s looking for right now.
Well, fuck that. This is the silliest shit we’ve seen in ages.
Don’t get us wrong here. We are extremely grateful to J Lo for serving up lewks and continuing to give us something to talk about that isn’t a point of stress, fear or worry for us all. We thank her for her service to her country even as we note that it looks like she’s wearing men’s boxer briefs and stapled a scrap of shower curtain to herself.
Natasha Zinko Ensemble from the Resort 2020 Collection
The bustier and the pants would’ve been fine without those weird-ass additions to them. Cute, even!
But Miss Jenny knows her job is to draw all the attention toward herself, so in that respect, good job, girl. On the other hand, you diverted attention away from your co-hosts’ pants. Are cargo pants coming back? Because we say no to that. Also: Derek, no one’s that interested in looking at your crotch. Get that dangling string out of here.
Natasha Zinko Asymmetric Corset Top with Multicolour Scarf and Wide Leg Trousers from the Resort 2020 Collection
[Photo Credit: natashazinko.com, Trae Patton/NBC]