Look, kittens, look! Celebrity FASHUN!!!!! Oh, it’s been so long, you guys.
Yes, we’re wild-eyed and desperate at this point to feature anyone wearing anything just to have something to talk about, but trust your girl Jenny to actually deliver. J Lo wasn’t going to be serving you any Zoom shots with a bookcase behind her. She wasn’t going to be showing you her kitchen or her bedroom. Lockdown or no lockdown, Miss From-the-block was only going to be serving you as much glamour as she could string together.
Um. We’ll just say this: we appreciate the effort and the sentiment, girl. And in a backhanded sort of way, we have to say we appreciate you stepping out on a limb a little. That’s not the most intuitive choice of a song for the former Fly Girl and we don’t think the material really plays to her strengths as a performer, but good for her anyway.
But it should be noted that the choice didn’t just spring forth from her heart. Jenny has a contract:
In this special collection, Coach collaborates with the estate of artist Richard Bernstein combining our bold New York attitude with his unique works of pop art and portraiture. Crafted of a soft cotton-blend, this classic-fit crewneck sweatshirt features a graphic of Bernstein’s 1969 portrait of beloved icon Barbra Streisand following her film debut in “Funny Girl.” His use of airbrush and dazzling glitter creates a larger-than-life figure.
Seriously, we are so impressed by that. This is why J Lo’s one of the last true mega-stars. She can wring emotion out of money and make it look heartwarming and inspirational. That’s how a STAR pays her bills.
[Photo Credit: Courtesy of Coach – Still: Global Citizen via Tom and Lorenzo – Video Credit: Global Citizen via YouTube.com]