Golden Globes 2020: Gwyneth Paltrow in Fendi

Posted on January 06, 2020

We’d warn you all to brace yourselves but considering how much press this look received in the last twelve hours, we assume you’ve already been exposed to the wtfuckery.

 


THAT?

Is HIDEOUS. We have spoken.

The weird thing is, there was a ton of on-the-scene social media and reportage that mentioned how insanely good her body looked. We don’t doubt it, but a dingy brown see-through praire gown with ruffled brown undergaments does not strike us as the best way to show off the results of one’s planking. Especially since the panties and bralette are so weirdly shaped and unflattering. The brown color is probably the worst part (aside from the underwear), but we can’t say we’d have liked this any more if it was in black or some sort of color that looks good on her. It’s just a terrible design made worse by the color. Don’t even get us started on the weirdness of wearing that massive Bulgari necklace under the dress. Girlfriend wanted to be talked about, we guess. Mission accomplished, Goopy.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Fendi Sheer and Tiered Long-Sleeve Dress from the Pre-Fall 2020 Collection
Bulgari High Jewelry Diamond Necklace, Earrings and Rings
Christian Louboutin Bronze Satin Sandal

Styled by Elizabeth Saltzman | Hair by Ben Skervin | Makeup by Georgie Eisdell

[Photo Credit: Paul Drinkwater/NBC, Todd Williamson/NBC, Lionel Hahn/ABACA USA/INSTARimages.com, Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, Courtesy of Fendi]

 

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