Oof. This is one of those moments where we wish we could transport ourselves into these pictures, summon all of our eldritch Homosexual Powers, and continue that longstanding gay tradition of looking a best gal in the eye and saying with every bit of sincerity and concern a gay can muster:
“Oh honey, no.”
That is tragic and awful and looks horrible on camera. If we wanted to summon our other powerful Homosexual Force – shade – then we would follow up our initial commentary by offering her a hug and a tender, concerned “Who did this to you?”
If we just wanted to be awful bitches about it, we’d say “Yikes” and leave it at that.
Did we mention we don’t like her outfit?
Christian Louboutin ‘Goldostrap’ Pump
[Photo Credit: Andrew Lipovsky/NBC – Video Credit: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon via YouTube.com]